Posted on 06/23/2012 5:06:57 AM PDT by A'elian' nation
The Democrat National Funeral Registry Announces
Got a funeral coming up? Cool. We got your back. Have you had a son, daughter, mother, father, relative or close loved one gunned down by Obama Inc.?
Let your friends and newly departed know how much this election means to you. Register with Obama Inc. and ask for a donation in lieu of flowers. It's a great way to support the president on your big day.
All donations will be forwarded to the Pelosi "Preserve Your Vote Fund Drive". Your gift will be one we can all appreciate and goes a lot further than a headstone or monument.
Immediately upon receipt of your donation, the name of your dearly departed will be placed in front of the line of our deceased voter rolls.
Setting up and sharing your registry page is easy - so get started today. You never know who is gonna be on the Obama Inc. hit list so don't delay.
Don’t forget to include your loved one’s voter precent information so that your deceased love one can continue to vote (for our choice of candidate) in perpetuaty.
BWHAHAHAHAHHAHA! I needed a laugh this morning.
URL Please?
I’m lusted as an organ donor on my driver’s license. In addition to the money that would have gone to flowers, can I donate my organs to be sold on the black market to support the Obama campaign?
Arrrgh! Listed! I hate typing on a tablet.
I thought it was funny. I thought you were lusting after a spare kidney or right eye.
After a long and thoughtful consideration I am going to donate a kidney to the Obama - Biden campaign ....
I have two after all....it’s that important ....
(This actually happened. Obama bragged in one of his speeches about a supporter who was buried in an Obama T-Shirt.)
Obama says Thank You, but wants to know why you’re not donating both kidneys.
-——Obama says Thank You, but wants to know why you’re not donating both kidneys.——
Guess I can donate both since I will be getting free dialysis with Obama care...
Do I really need my spleen too ?
I could donate one of my testicle ....moochcelle probably needs one...to make a pair...
LOL on the Ipad typo - But unfortunately, coming soon to an Obamacare near you......
"Mighty nice kidneys you got there Karl.....be a shame if somethin happened to them"
In lieu of flowers or cards, I’m sure they’ll also recommend a donation to Obama’s campaign...
Your post may seem like a joke, but I’m not altogether sure the “sell your sperm event” would be that hard for the O to swallow.
Your post may seem like a joke, but I’m not altogether sure the “sell your sperm event” would be that hard for the O to swallow.
A double entendre that Larry Sinclair could probably confirm.
I just grossed myself out...
5.56mm
Check the 2012 voter rolls for names on the funneral registry.
Are they accepting used underwear yet?
Love your poster. Great work. I got to learn how to post graphics HTML and all that.
I think I’d go nuts without the humor of Free Republic.
I can’t wait until the ‘Tell All’ books come out after this phony ‘Dear Leader’ loses his throne. The debasement of Obama and the embarrassment of the media will keep me in popcorn for a long time.
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