[Lovely-Day-For-A-Guinness]

I must fly, if I want to keep my business going.

I always avoid the X-ray, instead requesting the "hand job." Those are the only words I speak to the a-holes.

One of these days I plan to eat a few cans of beans the night prior and offer random Joe TSA a free breath of fresh air rearward while he is playing with my junk.

[Nachum]

You’d think they would at least buy you dinner first. :)