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To: Cincinatus' Wife
... city officials complain that they will ban water pistols — which protesters in other cities have filled with urine — but cannot prohibit real firearms carried with a concealed weapons permit....
Dear 'city officials',

If some low-life, scum-bag commie, protesting union thug, RAT, (yes that's all redundant) squirted me with urine from a water pistol, that maggot better pray (to Stalin I guess?) I don't have my gun on me.

As in case you don't know, 'city officials', ALL bodily fluids are now categorized as Bio-Hazards. At least that's what the sign says in the Lab I go to for my blood work (and 'other') testing. And brainiacs, there's scores of other dangerous household liquids these maggots could put in their 'harmless' water pistols -- say Bleach or Drain Cleaner. How would you like to get some of THAT sprayed into your eyes, huh?, ya asshats!

Thank you.
(now go back to sleep, you're voting on another STOO-PID useless law in twenty minutes.)

3 posted on 05/18/2012 3:33:45 AM PDT by Condor51 (Yo Hoffa, so you want to 'take out conservatives'. Well okay Jr - I'm your Huckleberry)
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To: Condor51

As far as I’m concerned, if anyone shot and hit me with a urine stream from a squirt gun, I’d take it just like I would as a shot fired from a real weapon because of the bio-hazard potential, and I’d shoot back with a real slug.


4 posted on 05/18/2012 3:46:34 AM PDT by Gaffer
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