Biden: 'If I Want to Be President of the United States I Could Be'

Breitbart.com ^ | May 16, 2012 | Breitbart.com Staff

[thecodont]

Vice President Joe Biden campaigning in Ohio Wednesday May 16, 2012

[thecodont]

My thought: He's hinting RATHER BROADLY that he's the only Constitutionally-eligible half of the ticket.

[Uncle Slayton]

Sounds like Joe is making a threat against Obama.

[SmithL]

My thought: How is he going to get close enough to the 0ne to make it happen?

[Doogle]

..and if you wiggle your ears nimrod, you can break up the fat around your a&&

[JohnBrowdie]

he ran twice and got three votes. I didn’t even run, and I almost tied him.

[Steely Tom]

Sometimes all you can do is shake your head.

[doorgunner69]

Could be, could be that thing he had brain surgery for acting up. Either way, he seems to forget all the times he attempted to get the nomination and was soundly ignored by the country.

[SoldierDad]

They must have increased Joe’s medications. He’s delusional.

[RitaOK]

“He’s hinting RATHER BROADLY that he’s the only Constitutionally-eligible half of the ticket.” <<<

Interesting thought of yours.

Poor Joe. He’s so unhinged, such a loose cannon and has not a clue that he IS either. Like Hillary, he thinks himself to be quite rare and special. He’s rare alright.

“Bless his heart.”

[Hugin]

Joe has officially gone from eccentric to bat sh*t crazy.

[SpaceBar]

Biden must take medication to bump him up into the stupid category.

[max americana]

In that case, Biden was shaking his ass.

[null and void]

He is “special”...

[bicyclerepair]

How does this scripted text give us meaning into their plans?

[Colorado Cowgirl]

Yep, I see Algore’s son is sharing his weed again!

[bicyclerepair]

I don’t read it as “I can get elected _res.”

I read it as, “I can act as _res. when called upon”, more like Gerald Ford style.

[cardinal4]

Hmmmm. That’s a good thought. Of course Biden has the brains of mollusk he is just deducing what the rest of us figured out years ago..

[reg45]

Craigslist: Wanted, ekspurt shot. Send rezoome and references to J. Biden, Washington, DC

[Gator113]

Perhaps Biden is the dems Plan B.

Or, he’s having some sort of LSD flash back.

[garjog]

“’If I Want to Be President of the United States I Could Be’”

I didn’t want to take the time to watch this dufus speak on the video.

What could he have possibly meant?

That he could run in 2016?

That he knows something that could sink Obummer if it is “leaked”?

[IrishPennant]

Yeah Joe, and if you want to be a fire engine, you can be a fire engine too!!! Bless your little heart.

[goseminoles]

I say go for it. Biden for president!!! Watch asswipe get 22% of the vote.

[depressed in 06]

No you can’t Joe. As dumb as you are, you are not dumb enough to be at the top of the Bolshecrat ticket.

[The Cajun]

If Slo Joe wouldn't be an idiot you could possibly read something into the statement, but it's Slo Joe just babbling away..............I think.

[tumblindice]

Simple Joe's smarter brother:

[Jack Hydrazine]

I seriously would rather have the Gaffe-O-Matic as POTUS because the gaffes and laughs would be never ending. We’d constantly hear the media asking questions and then laughing at his answers because of how idiotic they would be.

[eyedigress]

I kinda figured slow-joe has been President for the last 20 years. If he wants to “out” Nobama, have at it.

[Vigilanteman]

"Balls!" said the queen. "I could be the king if I had too."

And the king just snickered because he had two.

[hadaclueonce]

Crazy Joe is the only humor I get anymore.

Run Joe, Run!

[Darren McCarty]

He could. LBJ style.

[IM2MAD]

What does Joe know and how long has he known it?

[TIElniff]

“That he knows something that could sink Obummer if it is “leaked”?”

That’s right, Joe. Just tell us what you know about the true Obama (his birth certificate, SS registration, SS Number, etc.) and you’ll be President the day after he resigns his office.

[oyez]

That is up there with, “We have to pass it to find out what is in it.”

Sounded stupid at the time, but it passed.

This time Little Joe doesn’t have the blessings that Nancey had.

[SERKIT]

[Terry Mross]

During the vice presidential debate with Palin Biden said “Dick Cheney is the most dangerous vice president we’ve ever had.” If there was one republican with a set of balls and was selected as VEEP by Romney, I’d work my butt off to help them if he’d say “Joe Biden is the dumbest vice president we’ve ever had.”

[pfflier]

If bin laden had his way he wanted him to be because biden was so “Obviously unprepared”.

[LtKerst]

Sorry Joe...You need 2 brain cells to be “Viable”

[MCSP2008]

Salve. Is this for reality? Merci [Romanian native > ESL]

[Puckster]

Actually..and this is the scary part..if the media got behind him and sold him as “4 years of comedy relief” until we continued on with someone more mature..it might fly.

His campaign motto????? “But seriously folks!!!!”.

[MasterGunner01]

“Biden: ‘If I Want to Be President of the United States I Could Be’.”

Only on another doppelgänger [duplicate] Earth, “Plugs”. Either that or 330 Americans collectively drink the Kool-Aid.

[Graewoulf]

What does Joe KNOW?

And when did he know it?

[personalaccts]

And if I want to move a mountain I’ll pick it up

[napscoordinator]

He is an American citizen (unlike his boss) and over 35 years old. I suppose he COULD be President.....most of us COULD be.

[Progov]

Stop to think.....One “accident” and he WILL BE president.

Another nighmare!

[Rocky]

On Biden’s home planet, Bizarro World, this is perfectly reasonable.

[napscoordinator]

Yes that would be a nightmare. He would make America a laughingstock even more than we have been the last 3 years.

[trebb]

And the WH IQ would rise by 12%...