The Obama Administration Clashed with NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg today over the issue of trans-fats. In light of Obama’s recent coming out in Newsweek Magazine, the Administration has decided to withhold funds from NYC until sexually obese people are given the same rights as homosexuals...
President Barack Obama denied moving to the center, a charge levied by environmental activists, after he refused to list conservative democrats as endangered. A recent report by the US Fish and Wildlife Service showed that the species is all but extinct in Blue States across America. The president was however pleased to note that the dwindling population of spined Republicans was apparently being well managed.