Posted on 05/14/2012 8:44:29 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
can you see the Obama cookie crumblin by the second....
... the cool part....his own party is doin it to him
I refuse to listen to Mark Davis but I commend him on his trick of speaking after having swallowed the large condenser microphone.
I read the posts....unbelievable....
I guess it’s just as well I didn’t get involved in any of it.
Sometimes I don’t know what I’m supposed to think around here. I’ll leave it at that.
Instead of Rush Limbaugh it’s the cure for insomnia
Three inches of rain here today. We need it. Farmers loving it.
I consider it as now 2 FR mistakes.....I’m gonna decide today if I’m outta here
defendin humblegunner is bullshit
What thread you speaking of? I could use some good reading material since Rush is not on, and since I finished both Hard measures and Man Hunt this weekend.
Happy Mother's Day for Kuchar, it was.
Really painful watching NA fade...
one more thing in case I’m zotted or whatever
Obama will not be on the dem ticket....his own party knows it too and why....
ya’ll have a great day
Thanks....Im gonna read it now..but before even taking time to read it...I find this “humble” individual to be a rather loud and foul mouthed PITA that has, as his goal...calling out “blog pimps”. Other than that, (and being part of the “Clique”)—I do not have any use for him or his posts.
Any flooding on the Susquehanna?
hide your gun or you’ll shoot the laptop
LMAO!!!! Thanks for the warning...but nothing done at FR can get me that upset....I need the laptop for American Idol and TGO snarking ;-)
He’s been out a fair bit lately. I am wondering if he isn’t starting to wind down his schedule somewhat.
what hullabaloo?
I hope you stick around. You’re one of the good ones.
(Not to mention very entertaining.)
See post #28.
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