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Posted on 05/14/2012 8:44:29 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Starting to think people have listened to the lyrics of My Old Kentucky Home one too many times since all the people seem to be, in fact, gay, pings. ;)
No Rush today. Mark Davis hosts.
I am particularly enjoying how the press is “celebrating his evolution of thinking” about a subject that if it were natural could not have survived evolution.
damn, damn, damn.....
Bummer. :-(
Did Rush announce it on Friday? I don’t remember hearing it.
ARGH!!! There HAS to be some other GOOD talk show host available that is a bit easier on the ears and the brain.
Davis? (’click’)
Ugh! I. Will. Not. Listen. To. Mark. Davis. Ever.
Sorry, I'm outta here for today...
I can’t stand Mark Davis
Davis: “I can feel your eyes glazing over” But I’ll continue with it regardless...
...should have checked this thread before putting on my headphones and tuning in the radio. I'd rather listen to the fan noise coming from my test lab.
I CAN'T STAND DAVIS!!!!!!!!!
(Please return to your regularly scheduled Rush thread...)
WTF?!!!
Mark C. Moan subbing for Rush?
oops, wrong Mark...
It’s Davis.
Did you catch any of the hullabaloo here over the weekend?
Hey, Mark’s great to take a nap while listening. Think I’ll grab one before going to work.
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