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[January 7, 2008] Anthropogenic Continental Drift: An Incoherent Truth
The People's Cube ^ | January 7, 2008 | Ivan Betinov

Posted on 05/07/2012 8:23:21 PM PDT by seawolf101

Industrial Nations Threaten Globe Again

A new menace to the planet has been discovered and validated by a consensus of politically reliable scientists: Anthropogenic Continental Drift (ACD) will result in catastrophic damage and untold suffering, unless immediate indemnity payments from the United Sates, Europe, and Australia be made to the governments of non-industrial nations, to counteract this man-made threat to the world's habitats.

Science is Unquestionable

The continents rest on massive tectonic plates. Until the beginning of the Industrial Revolution in the mid 18th century, these plates were fixed in place and immobile. However, drilling for oil and mining for minerals has cut these plates loose from their primordial moorings and left them to drift aimlessly. "The potential for damage is truly catastrophic," said Hans Brinker, a spokesman for the International Panel on Continental Drift (IPCD). "The continents are adrift due to the ruthless capitalist exploitation of the environment for profit. Unless immediate steps are taken to halt all oil and mineral extraction, we can expect a massive surge in earthquakes and volcanos by next Tuesday." The representative seemed close to tears during his announcement, a clear indicator of the severity of the threat.

Villages in Peril

The IPCD bureaucracy has gone even further, proposing immediate indemnity payments from the United Sates and Europe be paid to the governments of non-industrial nations. "These non-industrial nations will be hardest hit by the looming catastrophe. No right-thinking scientist can question that," pronounced Brinker after composing himself. "On one coast they will see increased surf levels on their beaches as their continents accelerate, while on the opposite coast the flow turbulence will wipe out entire ecologically appropriate semi-neolithic fishing villages." These villages, it must be pointed out, are the primary raisers of children. Only massive infusions of industrial-nation cash can avert these effects.

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: aconvenientlie; climatechange; climategate; climategate2; continental; drift; fakegate; global; globalwarming; globalwarminghoax; warming

1 posted on 05/07/2012 8:23:26 PM PDT by seawolf101
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To: seawolf101
THE BEST use of an absurdity to illustrate an absurdity I've encountered, so far, this week.

Thanks for the heads up.

2 posted on 05/07/2012 8:28:18 PM PDT by Prospero
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To: seawolf101

Smash the State!!!


3 posted on 05/07/2012 8:28:54 PM PDT by seton89 (Are the Ten Commandments a living document?)
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To: seawolf101

LOL, this is hilarious. Can’t believe this was written in 2008 and I haven’t seen it till now. Funny stuff!


4 posted on 05/07/2012 8:29:38 PM PDT by Longbow1969
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To: seawolf101

“Man is responsible for the universe and all its chaos!”

I know there are those that are responsible for stupidity. Anthropogenic Stupidity! Remember, ignorance can be cured; stupid is forever.


5 posted on 05/07/2012 8:30:00 PM PDT by elephantlips
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To: seawolf101

All we have to do is pass a law and get rid of entropy. All of our problems would be fixed.


6 posted on 05/07/2012 8:37:16 PM PDT by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: seawolf101
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Must see YouTube video! (no joke--dead serious!)

March 2010:

Democrat Representative Hank Johnson fears Guam may "tip over" and "capsize" due to overpopulation!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg

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If vid should disappear, try this:

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=guam+%22Hank+Johnson%22&aq=f

7 posted on 05/07/2012 8:39:53 PM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: seawolf101

REUNITE GWONDONALAND!!


8 posted on 05/07/2012 8:40:21 PM PDT by 21twelve
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To: seawolf101

I think we have a winner in the latest stupid contest! Slow Joe ... is that you?


9 posted on 05/07/2012 8:53:56 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (There's a pill for just about everything ... except stupid!)
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To: 21twelve
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10 posted on 05/07/2012 8:58:04 PM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: seawolf101

Um, leftdolts would buy it. And obastard might use it as an excuse for more taxes...


11 posted on 05/07/2012 8:59:47 PM PDT by piytar (The predator-class is furious that their prey are shooting back.)
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To: seawolf101

This jackass belongs on a soap box along with the wineos at Pershing Square all predicting the end of the world each at a different time.

They have been there continuously for the last 70 years that I know of spewing their filth!


12 posted on 05/07/2012 9:06:06 PM PDT by dalereed
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To: ETL

Thanks - I should have looked at the site first!

Personally though I like “Gondwanaland” better. Sounds African - and more like some actual country. Would be good for a survey at a May Day protest.

Sort of along the lines of “Will you sign this petition to end women’s sufferage?”


13 posted on 05/07/2012 9:16:07 PM PDT by 21twelve
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To: 21twelve
Sort of along the lines of “Will you sign this petition to end women’s sufferage?”

Do it for Julia...

14 posted on 05/07/2012 9:22:14 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1204 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: seawolf101

And for heavens sake, don’t send any more Marines to Guam.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg


15 posted on 05/07/2012 9:24:29 PM PDT by Graybeard58 (Romney vs. Obama? One of them has to lose, rejoice in that fact, whichever it is.)
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To: seawolf101

Hilarious, bumping for later.


16 posted on 05/07/2012 9:38:36 PM PDT by prisoner6 (Right Wing Nuts bolt the Constitution together as the loose screws of the Left fall out!)
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To: ETL

Oh that was pain


17 posted on 05/07/2012 10:01:57 PM PDT by Dawggie
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To: seawolf101

If only we could have hooked up the continents together with massive chains before they drifted apart. Most importantly we have to do something about conservative drift, with Romney and the GOP-e RINOs drifting apart from the conservative base.


18 posted on 05/07/2012 10:08:53 PM PDT by JediJones (From the makers of Romney, Bloomberg/Schwarzenegger 2016. Because the GOP can never go too far left.)
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To: seawolf101

Blow up the Sun. It’s an ultraviolet radiation hazard!

God, the cancer!


19 posted on 05/07/2012 10:20:52 PM PDT by onedoug
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To: seawolf101
Stop man made space vacuum.

How long will we continue to deplete space of it's valuable resources? It's almost empty now!

Please donate mushroom food to your nearest liberal to fill the void between their ears.

20 posted on 05/07/2012 11:38:54 PM PDT by rawcatslyentist ("Behold, I am against you, O arrogant one," Jeremiah 50:31)
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To: seawolf101
"The potential for damage is truly catastrophic," said Hans Brinker, a spokesman for the International Panel on Continental Drift (IPCD).

Would that be the same Hans Brinker who acquired silver skates to travel around Amsterdam with, when his wooden ones weren't fashionable enough? Then I would say he's part of the problem, by contributing to the decimation of the planetary environment through silver mining. He has little room to talk here!

21 posted on 05/08/2012 1:03:14 AM PDT by exDemMom (Now that I've finally accepted that I'm living a bad hair life, I'm more at peace with the world.)
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To: ETL

Beat me to it. Ol’ Hank has got to be the dumbest Congress critter we have. And that’s saying a lot.


22 posted on 05/08/2012 5:06:48 AM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (To the left the truth looks like Right-Wing extremism.)
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To: TangoLimaSierra

The reaction of the military guy he was questioning was priceless. He said, trying to keep a straight face: “er, we don’t expect that to happen” (Guam “capsizing” due to over population).


23 posted on 05/08/2012 6:22:12 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: TangoLimaSierra
Ol’ Hank has got to be the dumbest Congress critter we have. And that’s saying a lot.


Sheila Jackson Lee
Member of the U.S. House
of Representatives
from Texas's 18th district

On a visit to the NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory in 2005, Jackson Lee made embarrassing news by asking if the Mars Pathfinder had taken an image of the flag planted there in 1969 by Neil Armstrong.[2]

Prior to the 110th Congress, Jackson Lee served on the House Science Committee and on the Subcommittee that oversees space policy and NASA.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheila_Jackson_Lee#Political_career

24 posted on 05/08/2012 6:25:22 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: TangoLimaSierra
Al Gore: Earth's Interior "Extremely Hot, Several Million Degrees"

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2009/11/18/al-gore-earths-interior-extremely-hot-several-million-degrees

(Earth's inner core is only about 7,000 degrees F. The outer core even less)

25 posted on 05/08/2012 6:29:17 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: seawolf101; bd476; FreedomPoster; TigerLikesRooster; landsbaum; Signalman; NormsRevenge; ...
seawolf101

Thanks for posting this.

and thanks to FreedomPoster for pointing to this artice on BD476's thread on the Volcanoes...

Pinging others.

26 posted on 05/08/2012 5:29:32 PM PDT by Ernest_at_the_Beach (The Global Warming Hoax was a Criminal Act....where is Al Gore?)
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To: ETL; TigerLikesRooster; landsbaum; Signalman; NormsRevenge; steelyourfaith; Lancey Howard; ...
Freakish Unreal....The island could tip over????
27 posted on 05/08/2012 5:45:03 PM PDT by Ernest_at_the_Beach (The Global Warming Hoax was a Criminal Act....where is Al Gore?)
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To: Ernest_at_the_Beach

I think part of the game plan is to throw such idiotic things out into the air to see how many Americans and Europeans can be hoodwinked completely. Test the air. See what one can potentially get away with and then go after the available money.


28 posted on 05/08/2012 5:51:43 PM PDT by Marine_Uncle
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To: Ernest_at_the_Beach

The entire continent of Asia is getting ready to flip.


29 posted on 05/08/2012 6:50:02 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: Ernest_at_the_Beach; Explorer89; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ..

Thanks Ernest.


30 posted on 05/08/2012 9:09:28 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (FReepathon 2Q time -- https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: seawolf101; SunkenCiv

It is long past the time to laugh at everything these lying would-be America rapists and plunderers have to say about “anthropogenic” anything.

Go soak your heads, climate hysterics. We’re onto you.


31 posted on 05/09/2012 2:47:10 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: seawolf101; SunkenCiv

Oh, oops. LOL! Never mind...


32 posted on 05/09/2012 2:48:53 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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