Skip to comments.[January 7, 2008] Anthropogenic Continental Drift: An Incoherent Truth
Posted on 05/07/2012 8:23:21 PM PDT by seawolf101
Industrial Nations Threaten Globe Again
A new menace to the planet has been discovered and validated by a consensus of politically reliable scientists: Anthropogenic Continental Drift (ACD) will result in catastrophic damage and untold suffering, unless immediate indemnity payments from the United Sates, Europe, and Australia be made to the governments of non-industrial nations, to counteract this man-made threat to the world's habitats.
Science is Unquestionable
The continents rest on massive tectonic plates. Until the beginning of the Industrial Revolution in the mid 18th century, these plates were fixed in place and immobile. However, drilling for oil and mining for minerals has cut these plates loose from their primordial moorings and left them to drift aimlessly. "The potential for damage is truly catastrophic," said Hans Brinker, a spokesman for the International Panel on Continental Drift (IPCD). "The continents are adrift due to the ruthless capitalist exploitation of the environment for profit. Unless immediate steps are taken to halt all oil and mineral extraction, we can expect a massive surge in earthquakes and volcanos by next Tuesday." The representative seemed close to tears during his announcement, a clear indicator of the severity of the threat.
Villages in Peril
The IPCD bureaucracy has gone even further, proposing immediate indemnity payments from the United Sates and Europe be paid to the governments of non-industrial nations. "These non-industrial nations will be hardest hit by the looming catastrophe. No right-thinking scientist can question that," pronounced Brinker after composing himself. "On one coast they will see increased surf levels on their beaches as their continents accelerate, while on the opposite coast the flow turbulence will wipe out entire ecologically appropriate semi-neolithic fishing villages." These villages, it must be pointed out, are the primary raisers of children. Only massive infusions of industrial-nation cash can avert these effects.
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Thanks for the heads up.
Smash the State!!!
LOL, this is hilarious. Can’t believe this was written in 2008 and I haven’t seen it till now. Funny stuff!
“Man is responsible for the universe and all its chaos!”
I know there are those that are responsible for stupidity. Anthropogenic Stupidity! Remember, ignorance can be cured; stupid is forever.
All we have to do is pass a law and get rid of entropy. All of our problems would be fixed.
Must see YouTube video! (no joke--dead serious!)
Democrat Representative Hank Johnson fears Guam may "tip over" and "capsize" due to overpopulation!
If vid should disappear, try this:
I think we have a winner in the latest stupid contest! Slow Joe ... is that you?
Um, leftdolts would buy it. And obastard might use it as an excuse for more taxes...
This jackass belongs on a soap box along with the wineos at Pershing Square all predicting the end of the world each at a different time.
They have been there continuously for the last 70 years that I know of spewing their filth!
Thanks - I should have looked at the site first!
Personally though I like “Gondwanaland” better. Sounds African - and more like some actual country. Would be good for a survey at a May Day protest.
Sort of along the lines of “Will you sign this petition to end women’s sufferage?”
Do it for Julia...
And for heavens sake, don’t send any more Marines to Guam.
Hilarious, bumping for later.
Oh that was pain
If only we could have hooked up the continents together with massive chains before they drifted apart. Most importantly we have to do something about conservative drift, with Romney and the GOP-e RINOs drifting apart from the conservative base.
Blow up the Sun. It’s an ultraviolet radiation hazard!
God, the cancer!
How long will we continue to deplete space of it's valuable resources? It's almost empty now!
Please donate mushroom food to your nearest liberal to fill the void between their ears.
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