Posted on 04/30/2012 7:57:46 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
After the infamous thread of this past weekend, I have a new FReeper game.....”Scan the usual threads, and see how many of your FRiends have disappeared since Friday”
I swear, after reading that thread, I have never seen so much mental illness and hipocracy displayed at one place, since the last time I watched the Congressional sessions on CSPAN! ;-)
(Glad you are still here)
SOme more bathroom reading.....from my “I told ya” files ;-)
Ron Paul Supporters Focus on State Delegations
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2878178/posts
I’m out on the limb....still decidin... bitin the hand that feeds ya pisses me off HARD
What thread? They all get purged to cover up the holocaust.
But I was wondering exactly the same thing who would be missing too.
The Coyotes's goalie (Smith?) is incredible. And NOT a Vezina nominee.
Oh goody, Mittens will have to endorse legalizing pot now.
You might not get the chance. The Paulistinians have been talking about hijacking delegations. This Saturday’s Louisiana Caucus is the first documented case of this I can find. He is now guaranteed more delegates there than Santorum, who won about 50% of the vote. Leave it to the GOP to swap worse for bad by not paying attention.
the whole team man’d up..I know more about Rocket Science than hockey but it sure is fun to watch durin the playoffs
I witnessed it first hand in Minnesota...I am and have been a delegate for the past 12 years, and this year, for the first time, the MAJORITY of our delegates are “new” people that had their RuPaul pins on full display.
Paul gained 17 in Louisiana, 6 in Alaska, and 12 in Mass. this weekend. This is the first of these stories I could find documentation about. Thank you for your validation as well. We can hope they screw things up enough to divide the convention, but then they would likely have enough votes there to get their way. I guess that is no hope at all.
Nobel peace prize winner Obama.
(shakes head)
Also makes BJ look bad for missing UBL
What’s laughable is Gibbs saying Mittens wouldn’t have pulled the trigger on 0sama.
Ouch!… Romney Says “Even Jimmy Carter” Would Have Given Order to Kill Bin Laden
LMAO!
Good sound bite!
Jose Rodriguez for president!
After what he said to Leslie Stahl, I want him for Press Secretary LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Leslie, if you think drinking Ensure is torture, you should try eating in a hospital cafeteria.
Gibbs lies like birds eat seed
go to hell sawyer
wonder is she would be so concerned about a savage is he had slashed the throats of her children
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