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Dog-eating jokes are the main course at press dinner
MSN ^ | 4/29/12

Posted on 04/29/2012 3:33:59 PM PDT by null and void

the featured item on the menu was dog ... jokes -- which figured, since Barack Obama's old admission to eating dog as a child was just recently revived as a campaign sideshow. "Last week we learned that the president's two favorite steaks are rib eye and seeing eye," cracked comedian Jimmy Kimmel, the evening's host. But even Kimmel got a taste that it's tough to work a room better than the Obama himself.

The president touched on Sarah Palin's recent hosting of "Today" to segue into the night's toughest line: "What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? A pit bull is delicious."

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"What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?"

Idi Amin wouldn't eat the dog...

1 posted on 04/29/2012 3:34:03 PM PDT by null and void
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i remember when "dead baby" jokes were cool in the seventies. It's how they condition you.

Look for dog to be on the menu at some kewl bistro soon.

2 posted on 04/29/2012 3:35:37 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand
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That remark is real presidential! Do I need a sarc tag?



Nos genuflectitur ad non princeps sed Princeps Pacem!

Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name. (Isaiah 49:1 KJV)

3 posted on 04/29/2012 3:39:04 PM PDT by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines RVN 1969 - St. Michael the Archangel defend us in Battle!)
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To: null and void

4 posted on 04/29/2012 3:39:24 PM PDT by jimbo123
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heheheheheheheh....


5 posted on 04/29/2012 3:39:52 PM PDT by redhead (Alaska: Step out of the bus and into the food chain.)
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Har har har I too joke about the president eating dogs.


6 posted on 04/29/2012 3:40:02 PM PDT by linn37 (Newt supporter here.)
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> Look for dog to be on the menu at some kewl bistro soon.

In the U.S.? Only if it's one where you have to give a password through a sliding hatch at the door, and tell 'em Barack sent you.

7 posted on 04/29/2012 3:44:10 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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She lives in his head.


8 posted on 04/29/2012 3:49:32 PM PDT by Bratch
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She is SO in his head..to this day. Hahahaha (big evil grin)

What a twit.


9 posted on 04/29/2012 3:51:51 PM PDT by SueRae (The Tower of Sauron falls on 11.06.2012)
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She is SO in his head..to this day. Hahahaha (big evil grin)

What a twit.


10 posted on 04/29/2012 3:52:07 PM PDT by SueRae (The Tower of Sauron falls on 11.06.2012)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; ...

What’s the difference between a POTUS and a TOTUS?

Depends who’s serving. Right now it’s Zero.

Thanks null and void.


11 posted on 04/29/2012 3:53:34 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (FReepathon 2Q time -- https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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Maybe Obama’s nickname could be Pooch and his wife could Mooch.


12 posted on 04/29/2012 3:55:07 PM PDT by FreedBird
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The difference is there’s a small chance he could nibble on the pit bull and live to tell about it.


13 posted on 04/29/2012 3:56:41 PM PDT by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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Obama ate man's best friend and then jokes about it.
14 posted on 04/29/2012 3:56:47 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (BO Threat Stream: http://blogsofwar.com/threatstream/index_barack_obama.html)
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.....So “rent free!”


15 posted on 04/29/2012 3:58:49 PM PDT by Biggirl ("Jesus talked to us as individuals"-Jim Vicevich/Thanks JimV!)
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Obama must be furious but holding it in. I guess he took a lot of happy pills. A person with his personality disorder cannot avoid it.

Next stop polygamy.


16 posted on 04/29/2012 4:04:13 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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Soon to be a staple.

Woof! It's what's for dinner.

17 posted on 04/29/2012 4:04:13 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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She lives in his head rent free.


18 posted on 04/29/2012 4:09:49 PM PDT by chris_bdba
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Okay, he admitted in his book he ate dog meat. Did he just admit he’s eaten a hockey mom? I just can’t stop myself from calling it a tasteless joke. Maybe after November he can open for Biden’s standup routine.


19 posted on 04/29/2012 4:12:46 PM PDT by EandH Dad (sleeping giants wake up REALLY grumpy)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Aol must be getting paid off with Obama advertisements.
There is an add for Dinner with Obama. What will the Obama’s be cooking up?


20 posted on 04/29/2012 4:16:35 PM PDT by FreedBird
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