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Dog-eating jokes are the main course at press dinner
MSN ^ | 4/29/12

Posted on 04/29/2012 3:33:59 PM PDT by null and void

the featured item on the menu was dog ... jokes -- which figured, since Barack Obama's old admission to eating dog as a child was just recently revived as a campaign sideshow. "Last week we learned that the president's two favorite steaks are rib eye and seeing eye," cracked comedian Jimmy Kimmel, the evening's host. But even Kimmel got a taste that it's tough to work a room better than the Obama himself.

The president touched on Sarah Palin's recent hosting of "Today" to segue into the night's toughest line: "What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? A pit bull is delicious."

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"What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?"

Idi Amin wouldn't eat the dog...

1 posted on 04/29/2012 3:34:03 PM PDT by null and void
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To: null and void
i remember when "dead baby" jokes were cool in the seventies. It's how they condition you.

Look for dog to be on the menu at some kewl bistro soon.

2 posted on 04/29/2012 3:35:37 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand
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To: null and void
That remark is real presidential! Do I need a sarc tag?



Nos genuflectitur ad non princeps sed Princeps Pacem!

Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name. (Isaiah 49:1 KJV)

3 posted on 04/29/2012 3:39:04 PM PDT by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines RVN 1969 - St. Michael the Archangel defend us in Battle!)
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4 posted on 04/29/2012 3:39:24 PM PDT by jimbo123
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heheheheheheheh....


5 posted on 04/29/2012 3:39:52 PM PDT by redhead (Alaska: Step out of the bus and into the food chain.)
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Har har har I too joke about the president eating dogs.


6 posted on 04/29/2012 3:40:02 PM PDT by linn37 (Newt supporter here.)
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To: the invisib1e hand
> Look for dog to be on the menu at some kewl bistro soon.

In the U.S.? Only if it's one where you have to give a password through a sliding hatch at the door, and tell 'em Barack sent you.

7 posted on 04/29/2012 3:44:10 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: null and void
She lives in his head.


8 posted on 04/29/2012 3:49:32 PM PDT by Bratch
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She is SO in his head..to this day. Hahahaha (big evil grin)

What a twit.


9 posted on 04/29/2012 3:51:51 PM PDT by SueRae (The Tower of Sauron falls on 11.06.2012)
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To: null and void

She is SO in his head..to this day. Hahahaha (big evil grin)

What a twit.


10 posted on 04/29/2012 3:52:07 PM PDT by SueRae (The Tower of Sauron falls on 11.06.2012)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; ...

What’s the difference between a POTUS and a TOTUS?

Depends who’s serving. Right now it’s Zero.

Thanks null and void.


11 posted on 04/29/2012 3:53:34 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (FReepathon 2Q time -- https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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Maybe Obama’s nickname could be Pooch and his wife could Mooch.


12 posted on 04/29/2012 3:55:07 PM PDT by FreedBird
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The difference is there’s a small chance he could nibble on the pit bull and live to tell about it.


13 posted on 04/29/2012 3:56:41 PM PDT by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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To: null and void
Obama ate man's best friend and then jokes about it.
14 posted on 04/29/2012 3:56:47 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (BO Threat Stream: http://blogsofwar.com/threatstream/index_barack_obama.html)
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To: SueRae

.....So “rent free!”


15 posted on 04/29/2012 3:58:49 PM PDT by Biggirl ("Jesus talked to us as individuals"-Jim Vicevich/Thanks JimV!)
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Obama must be furious but holding it in. I guess he took a lot of happy pills. A person with his personality disorder cannot avoid it.

Next stop polygamy.


16 posted on 04/29/2012 4:04:13 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: null and void
Soon to be a staple.

Woof! It's what's for dinner.

17 posted on 04/29/2012 4:04:13 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: null and void

She lives in his head rent free.


18 posted on 04/29/2012 4:09:49 PM PDT by chris_bdba
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To: jimbo123

Okay, he admitted in his book he ate dog meat. Did he just admit he’s eaten a hockey mom? I just can’t stop myself from calling it a tasteless joke. Maybe after November he can open for Biden’s standup routine.


19 posted on 04/29/2012 4:12:46 PM PDT by EandH Dad (sleeping giants wake up REALLY grumpy)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Aol must be getting paid off with Obama advertisements.
There is an add for Dinner with Obama. What will the Obama’s be cooking up?


20 posted on 04/29/2012 4:16:35 PM PDT by FreedBird
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To: EandH Dad
Did he just admit he’s eaten a hockey mom?

Well... he is an African. It's possible he's a cannibal.

21 posted on 04/29/2012 4:17:28 PM PDT by ROCKLOBSTER (Celebrate Republicans Freed the Slaves Month.)
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To: FreedBird
Aol must be getting paid off with Obama advertisements.
There is an add for Dinner with Obama. What will the Obama’s be cooking up?

It's a Bo-B-Que...


22 posted on 04/29/2012 4:20:00 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1195 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still...])
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What an uncouth SOB. We cannot have four more of this...
23 posted on 04/29/2012 4:21:58 PM PDT by Molon Labbie (A Bounty on Zimmerman, Can Be A Bounty On ANYONE. No NBPP Mob Justice!)
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24 posted on 04/29/2012 4:23:45 PM PDT by SparkyBass
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To: Berlin_Freeper
It's possible that he wasn't aware of his youthful cynophagy until it was recently publicized--if (as many suspect) Bill Ayers wrote the book and if he never bothered to read it. But he can't say he didn't eat dog without revealing that he didn't actually write his autobiography.
25 posted on 04/29/2012 4:27:33 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: null and void

It’s called lampshade hanging:

The creators are using the tactic of self-deprecatingly pointing out their own flaws themselves, thus depriving critics and opponents of their ammunition. The Turkey City Lexicon refers to this flavor of Lampshade Hanging as a “Signal from Fred”, and reminds the author that if your characters are complaining about how stupid the latest plot development is, maybe your subconscious is trying to tell you something.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LampshadeHanging


26 posted on 04/29/2012 4:31:16 PM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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27 posted on 04/29/2012 4:36:53 PM PDT by ElkGroveDan (My tagline is in the shop.)
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To: Verginius Rufus
Too bad the audio version is read by the "author"...

He knew all about it. It just never occurred to him an American would find eating dogs repugnant.

28 posted on 04/29/2012 4:38:18 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1195 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still...])
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Hard jokes are the usual at this dinner.

Actually, much better for Obama they are joking about eating dog than about people who can’t get to work because their is no gas, or about how his enabling has caused Egypt to go radical muslim, isn’t it.


29 posted on 04/29/2012 4:39:01 PM PDT by I still care (I miss my friends, bagels, and the NYC skyline - but not the taxes. I love the South.)
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“A pit bull is delicious.”

Code for being gay?


30 posted on 04/29/2012 4:50:46 PM PDT by BilLies (If FRANK MARSHALL DAVIS had a son, he would look just like BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA JR.)
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Obama belongs in a league with Michael Vick - Michael Vick thought dog fights were entertainment and Obama thinks it is entertaining to joke about eating dogs - pathetic! And the media gives them both a pass. If these two men were not African American the press would fry them. Too bad the media doesn’t seem to be aware that reverse racism is still racism.


31 posted on 04/29/2012 4:54:18 PM PDT by onevoter
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To: ElkGroveDan
If I had a dog it would look like the dog Obama ate...

LOL

32 posted on 04/29/2012 4:54:31 PM PDT by GOPJ (Obama's father, grandfather and great-grandfather were polygamists.-ALL,including Obama ate dogs!!)
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To: ElkGroveDan

lol!


33 posted on 04/29/2012 4:58:32 PM PDT by apocalypto
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34 posted on 04/29/2012 5:04:03 PM PDT by WOSG (Anyone But Obama)
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To: BilLies
Code for being gay?

Nahhhhh...


35 posted on 04/29/2012 5:05:40 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1195 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still...])
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To: null and void

What’s the difference between Barack Obama and a sack of dog shit?


36 posted on 04/29/2012 5:08:33 PM PDT by RC one (all y'all had to do was vote for Newt but noooooo, he wasn't good enough.)
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Our alien, homosexual, Marxist, America-hating president.


37 posted on 04/29/2012 5:10:54 PM PDT by tumblindice (Our new, happy lives.)
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To: RC one

The sack.


38 posted on 04/29/2012 5:11:39 PM PDT by A.Hun (Common sense is no longer common.)
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To: RC one

Obama hasn’t gotten the sack.


39 posted on 04/29/2012 5:13:48 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1195 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still...])
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To: null and void

PETA will be issuing a very negative response to Obama’s dog-eating jokes in 3, 2, 1...


40 posted on 04/29/2012 5:14:50 PM PDT by moovova
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A few years back before the Olympic Games in Athens, they had a wild dog problem there. They rounded up some 20,000 dogs I think, I believe they shipped some of them to Asia.
Also the other big thing being eaten there are cats, they sell live cats in the open markets there to be slaughtered for food.
I can’t decide which is worse to contemplate.


41 posted on 04/29/2012 5:22:25 PM PDT by Captain Peter Blood
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We watched about 1 minute of Kimmel’s routine on TV. Then I could not take it anymore. His delivery was horrendous. One would think that a professional comedian would know better than to stand there and read his jokes.


42 posted on 04/29/2012 6:03:34 PM PDT by Bigg Red (Pray for our republic.)
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To: Bigg Red

No one dares beat The King at any game.


43 posted on 04/29/2012 6:08:31 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1195 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still...])
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To: All

44 posted on 04/29/2012 6:16:46 PM PDT by jy8z (From the next to last exit before the end of the internet.)
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Click the link. The Republic you save may be your own.

45 posted on 04/29/2012 6:28:44 PM PDT by RedMDer (https://support.woundedwarriorproject.org/default.aspx?tsid=93)
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To: null and void
"A man can take a starving dog and feed it and the dog will never bite the man. This, my friends, is the principal difference between a man and a dog."

Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain)

46 posted on 04/29/2012 7:13:55 PM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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