Posted on 04/27/2012 12:40:34 PM PDT by matt04
Former Vice President Al Gore is scheduled to speak at the inauguration of Hampshire College President Jonathan Lash, which is set to start at 3:30 p.m. Friday.
Gore served as Bill Clinton's vice president from 1993 to 2001, lost his bid for the presidency in 2000 and won a Nobel Peace Prize with the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change in 2007.
You can watch a live stream of the event put together by Hampshire College below or follow along on Twitter by searching the hashtag #jlash.
I would rather watch paint dry.
why?
Nah not for me! I rather puke.
Do we have to? I have excuses not to watch:
I think I need an ice tea break.
I am pretty sure there is no controlling legal authority for this.
I don’t think the internet have been invented yet.
There is zinc mining to do in TN.
There is a toilet that needs fixing in TN.
Too busy helping Al harvest tobacco.
I don’t have enough carbon credits.
I need to visit the men’s room. I will envision his face in the bowl taking my live stream.
Watch in all it’s hippie chants and rambling speech glory.
Al Gore used to be somebody. I forget who.
Hmmm.... no thanks!
Nothing this bloated ass can say
would change my mind about him.
Except, a true and heartfelt conversion
and embrace of Jesus.
Can’t ....
Stop boasting.
That’d do it.
I would rather attend a 2-week insurance seminar.
No thanks, I just ate.
“THERE HE BLOWS”
I’d rather slide naked down a razor blade stair rail into a vat of alcohol.
No thanks -- I'd rather have my nuts squeezed to death by an irate Taiwanese scooter-driving woman than listen to Algore...
Algore now begin introduced as a “American and Global hero,” with a side of bashing the Citizens United case, going back to the 2000 election by the Stonyfield yogurt CEO. I honor I have turned on every light.
Note to self. Never buy Stonyfield yogurt.
Al gore speaks.
Algore was honest, called it “global warming.”
Algore calls for an “American Spring” and to “Occupy Democracy.”
Darn!!! I just broke the shoelace on my running shoes... so I’ll have to pass.
Darn!!! I just broke the shoelace on my running shoes... so I’ll have to pass.
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