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Swans should be banned.

1 posted on 04/16/2012 10:05:42 AM PDT by TSgt
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Talk about your “black swan” events....


35 posted on 04/16/2012 11:12:41 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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Well, I’ll swan.......


37 posted on 04/16/2012 11:26:29 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and pay the penalty. - Prov 22:3)
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We’ve been attacked by swans/ducks on several occasions while trying to launch or trailer our boats.

I’m thinking Thanksgiving for the homeless.


38 posted on 04/16/2012 11:43:02 AM PDT by wolfcreek (‘closed eye’ mentality is the reason for our current reality)
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He should of swung as the swan swam!


45 posted on 04/16/2012 7:13:55 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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Did the victim have time to sing a swan song before submerging?


46 posted on 04/16/2012 7:15:38 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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Was it a White Hispanic Swan or a Black Hispanic Swan?

If it was a White Hispanic Swan, Obama will be right on it.

49 posted on 04/16/2012 7:29:15 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (A day without Obama is like a day without a Tsunami.)
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"Man Dies After Swan Attack"

A moose once bit my sister.

55 posted on 04/16/2012 10:23:28 PM PDT by mlo
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Dreadful. RIP.


56 posted on 04/16/2012 10:24:16 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (If you like lying Socialist dirtbags, you'll love Slick Willard)
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No swans around but there are a lot of those big fat geese - not Canadians, these don’t migrate, they commute. A lot of developers leave the grass and grain standing though the winter so the geese fly a few miles or so south and eat and then come back into the parks, catch basins, and golf courses to hang out. One office park hires a guy with a boat, a dog, and a loud cap pistol to patrol the pond. He also waxes the eggs he finds so that they won’t hatch. If he takes them the goose will just lay more. Hasn’t really worked. The geese population keeps growing. This time of year they stop traffic to cross the road and attack large plate glass windows. Lots of green greasy poop too.


60 posted on 04/17/2012 5:52:24 AM PDT by Mercat
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When I was 5 years old, I was literally attacked by a swan at a park. Was quite traumatic... but I harbor little hate for them now!!!


64 posted on 04/19/2012 8:22:36 PM PDT by TheBattman (Isn't the lesser evil... still evil?)
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