Someone needs to Photoshop this picture with a "HOURLY RATES!", "Happy Ending", and "Massage Parlour" in it ;)
Posted on 03/17/2012 8:43:27 AM PDT by DCBryan1
The Little Rock Airport Commission has scheduled a discussion at its meeting Tuesday to rename the airport the Bill and Hillary Clinton National Airport.
The idea has kicked around for years, with varying amounts of cheering and jeering. Hillary Clinton served for a time as legal counsel to the airport.
I'm guessing the votes are in hand now to honor Arkansas's native son president and his wife, the secretary of state.
It's better than a guess. Our FOI request early today produced 1) renderings of various proposed sign treatments including the one above; 2) the resolution the commission has up for a vote, and 3) e-mail about planned publicity from the Markham Group, which handles PR for the airport, including a memo on talking points on the name change. Interesting to see the spin machine at work, including a lineup of notables to speak in favor of the name change. Public notice was not part of the fait accompli PR plan, though notice of the Little Rock Regional Chamber of Commerce, naturally, was. The Markham Group, you'll remember, did the unaccounted-for work on the Chamber's shadow campaign to get a $500 million city sales tax adopted. I should say the PR plan did call for leaks to "key media." That didn't include us, except by happenstance.
Note that all this is just a proposal at this point, particularly design elements. Airport Director Ron Mathieu said in an e-mail to commissioners earlier this month:
Attached please find the proposed designs for the new entrance icon. I think the one that has the blue "potential water feature or light feature" is the best, but that is just my opinion.
I would suggest that we all keep these concepts under wraps until both the Clinton Foundation
(Excerpt) Read more at arktimes.com ...
Someone needs to Photoshop this picture with a "HOURLY RATES!", "Happy Ending", and "Massage Parlour" in it ;)
LMFAO! Oh... this is just ripe for parody.
Will they have a KFC and a rib place in the terminal? Maybe TSA screeners with cankles?
They should have an indoor rollercoaster: Bill’s Chubby Chaser
We are lucky that places in DC haven’t changed their building names to the Clinton’s. Reagan has quite a few things named after him. I think that the Clinton’s will to since he was a two term President. Normally two term Presidents get things named after them. The longer time lapses from the clinton term the more things will be named after him. It took about 20 years for Reagan to have things named after him.
Laugh now. Wait until O’Hare becomes................. Need I say it? Really? Of course to birthers an “International” airport named after the “one” would be most appropriate. Said previously, we’ll never be free of these clowns. These 1%’rs that can so readily relate to the ows’rs.
A great place to land a broom!
The airport will have a lot of desk jobs.
Sheeesh.....how much stuff has to be named after them? All the urinals in the airport are already named for them.
Heh.....a cigar and almond shop also?!
Bet they add a cigar shop.
Please do not leave any female that is alive or freshly dead unattended.
Where Bill Clinton joins the Mile High Club.
Where 747s aren’t the only wide-bodies.
1) Pilots and TSA
2) Civilians with NO rights
3) HOT CHICKS....that both Bill AND Hillary will enjoy!
Will passengers have to show ID, or would that be discrimination?
Wouldn’t the Mena Airport have been more appropriate?
I would have gone for the airstrip in Mena.
Coming Soon
The New National TSA Advanced Search and Grope Training Center
Master Classes By W.J. Clinton
Darn!
Sounds like a bunch of fools run Little Rock now...After that bastard raped and beat up and yes probably killed women there he is going to be honored.His drug thugs even killed two young boys because they watched the drug thugs bringing in drugs...Clinton and brother snorted like vacuum cleaners..And Hillary she is and was a number one bitch on the gravy train for power..Read The Clinton Files..
What a Country!!!!!
How about a special TSA screening line with a “happy ending”.
Why do they want to name it after the Clintons - is there a porno shop on premises?
TSA Official: "Sir, you have been randomly selected to be interviewed in the RON BROWN INTERVIEW ROOM....step this way please".
I’m all for it if they rename an airport with BilHil but instead of Little Rock it should be the Mena, ARK. airport renamed instead.
We honor all Frequent Liar Rewards in-terminal.
The airport will have a lot of desk jobs.
Now that is funny, Karliner.... don’t think I’d wash my hands in the sink !!
The airport will have a lot of desk jobs.
Now that is funny, Karliner.... don’t think I’d wash my hands in the sink !!
What about the Vince Foster Memorial Airport? He gave MORE.
`Ladies and gentlemen, we’re approaching our descent to Clinton National Airport. Would you please make sure that your seat backs and tray tables are in their upright and locked positions, and that your pants are pulled up and zippered.’
Hey women got a long layover or flight delay at Clinton Intl? Now get a free government paid in-terminal abortion at the lower level of Concourse C. Just a small donation to the DNC is all that is requested at the location. Happy flyby abortions!
I'm sure you can figure out the additional letter that would be required if they named it after the "toons.
Pimpercrombie and Bitch International Airport.
How about Whitewater National Airport?
(Stewardess on intercom)
“Comrades: Ya’ll will note that the Flying C travel stop in the main concourse has a variety of things to do for adults as well as kids. There’s a store/gift shop with all kinds of things that you can buy for your flight, as well as food and drink.
For you illiterates there are Video Book Rentals. You can rent a video book or two at one stop, and then return them at the next one! This really cuts down the boredom.
There are new DVDs as well: `President’s Day: Pants Half Off, starring George Clooney and Juliann Moore; `UFC’s Hillary v. Fluke: The Mud Games,’ `Our Friends the Bears’ by Timothy Treadwell, `Shedding My Skin’ by James Carville and `The Itsy Bitsy Spider’ by Gov. Blago, #92850.
There are also loads of novelty gifts, rubber knives, guns and swords, t-shirts, and funny stuff, like the rattle snake in a can, the bleating calf or the California earthquake in a can, as well as the William J. Clinton Memorial Sex Novelties Store, an entire shop full of latex and hard rubber aids, toys, movies and such. 12 or older!
Y’all have fun, ya hear? And visit Li’l Rock again real soon!”
Shouldn’t the name go to Mena AK airport where the drugs Bill knew about when AG and Gov. were run in and out of?
Two liars with Muslim financial ties and one of them cheats on his wife and as President is impeached.
Name an airport after them? America has gone crazy.
For the record, there is already a Clinton. SC.
Rock Hill is now nothing more than a bedroom suburb of increasingly liberal Charlotte NC.
‘Nuff said.
One more insult to Arkansas involving the Clintons.
That's just too damn funny...
Anyone still in Arkansas, get out as fast as possible...
I would not name anything after Clinton. There is no comparison to him and Reagan. Clinton does not justify anything named after him.
Reagan was a great president.
This is great. I want to open one of those stands that sells Italian Gelato.. call it “Better Put Some Ice on That”...
Bubbafucco Air !
Crash like the Economy on the Clintonista’s airplane patch.
Fly the Hildebeast East !
Free Lewinsky’s if ya get bumped from a flight !
Just like flying on a magic carpet...cept with stains.
They should name the one at Mena for them.
There is the George Bush Intercontinental Airport...why.
Right next to the Clinton Library and Massage Parlor..
Um, didn't he say something about he'd like to get together with a mummy?
Heck, with the Clintons, it's best not to leave ANYTHING around that's unattended.
As the saying goes, "They'd steal a hot stove, and come back for the smoke."
Will there be a Ron Brown terminal?
Just off the Wilbur Mills Freeway.
“I would not name anything after Clinton.”
I thought the $890K sexual harassment lawsuit settlement would have prevented this; he pulled his penis out on Paula Jones.
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