"I'll take the rapist for $200, Alex."
Posted on 03/16/2012 7:38:05 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
Little Rock Municipal Airport Commission members will be discussing and voting on a possible name change at Tuesday's meeting.
The proposal suggests that the Little Rock National Airport be renamed the Bill and Hillary Clinton National Airport in honor of President Bill Clinton and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.
According to the drafted resolution, the name change will celebrate the Clinton Family because they have "dedicated their lives to the service of not only the City of Little Rock, but also to the State of Arkansas, the United States and the world as a whole."
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What about the Mena airport?
littlerock will be the drug smugglers new favorite airport.
that blew the iced tea thru my nose...
So the baggage handlers at the airport will be hookers?
“Hey baby, y’all wanna see mah control tower? WooooHOO, baby!”/sarcasm;)
And will the nameplate look like a double-wide?
After making it through the checkpoint, the TSA agents will tell you “better put some ice on that.”
“Pervert and Idiot”, not a good name for an airport.
Can you imagine the TSA there? LOL. (This week’s South Park is a sneak peek).
“...to the service of not only the City of Little Rock...”
What kind of service?
That’s a euphemism in dog and horse circles.
Perjury National Airport and Cesspool.
What have they done for LR? Gave it a bad name now LR is returning the favor by giving their airport a bad name!
All flights remain non-smoking, but passengers will still be allowed to use their cigars.
LOL! They loved Arkansas so much that couldn't wait to leave that state and move to New York. Hey people of Arkansas, don't you feel used?
How many women serviced him?
Seems more appropriate to name a new cemetery after the Clintons....
I have never liked naming anything after people, same goes for putting people on stamps, or coins. It is a form of idolatry.
Location Identifier for Little Rock is LIT...will be changed to SUX.
They may get people to fly into the airport, but they’ll think twice before ordering from the Bar-Snack.
"I'll take the rapist for $200, Alex."
Why not Low White Trash? LdubT could grow on us. If you don’t get your shots.
Ya, they dedicated themselves to Arkansas so much that they never moved back after Bill was elected president in ‘92.
Why did they not move back to their home state?
I heard that some in Arkansas were miffed that the Clintons moved to New York. Then again, Hillary had to go where there was an open Senate seat in a Democrat leaning state. So the simple folk of Arkansas understand that they had to leave the state, never to return.
Maybe just changing it to “Whitewater International” would work...
So the baggage handlers at the airport will be hookers?
And Bill will conduct the job interviews.
“Large Adult Video Section in the back”
Instead of having Concourse A, B, C, D, they should just name the concourses after the women who have accused him of rape.
And don’t forget the trailer shaped money machine which will dispense $20 bills.
Yuck. Why stink up the State with this crap. UUUggghhhhhh! Lucky me I rarely fly or go to Little Rock.
GMTA!
My thoughts exactly. LMAO!!!!!
LOL!
I take it this airport is not in Mena, Arkansas?
Next time I should read before posting. Although I knew Mena was already posted.
With the Lewinsky Terminal Building.
See how stupid democrats from Arkansas are? The Clinton’s used them then moved to NY.
As for the name, will the main terminal be called Lewinsky Terminal? All Aboard!
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. Please fasten your seat belts. We’ll soon be going down on Blow Job International Airport, named after the 42nd president.”
“After landing, please be sure to visit the sex toy shop in the terminal. You can’t miss it.....it’s shaped like the Oval Office. There is an adjacent alcove which sells cigars. What you do with them is your business.”
Name it after their First Cat. Socks. Who had far more class than either Hill or Billary.
Will the TSA agents wear navy blue dresses and black berets? Will the airport offer complimentary oral sex to its frequent fliers?
Bubba and Hildabeast Regional has a nice homey ring to it.
Maybe. And, you can run down the tarmac dodging imaginary sniper fire.
“According to the drafted resolution, the name change will celebrate the Clinton Family because they have “dedicated their lives to the service of not only the City of Little Rock, but also to the State of Arkansas, the United States and the world as a whole.” “
Who are they kidding? Bill Clinton has dedicated his life to being serviced in public places.
I think they are just to dumb to realize it.
Bet TSA will give thorough searches at the Bill Clinton airport....
It better have one heck of a baggage claim.
dedicated to keeping judges and cops corrupt...dedicated to covering up multiple deaths in the name of “suicide”....
“According to the drafted resolution, the name change will celebrate the Clinton Family because they have “dedicated their lives to the service of not only the City of Little Rock, but also to the State of Arkansas, the United States and the world as a whole.”
The Clinton “family”? When was the last time these two did something together? Too bad they hadn’t “dedicated their lives” to each other. Yeah, right.
There will also be a gate named after Monica; passengers will be going in and out of it all day.
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