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Airport to possibly become Bill and Hillary Clinton National Airport
katv.com ^ | March 16, 2012

Posted on 03/16/2012 7:38:05 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

Little Rock Municipal Airport Commission members will be discussing and voting on a possible name change at Tuesday's meeting.

The proposal suggests that the Little Rock National Airport be renamed the Bill and Hillary Clinton National Airport in honor of President Bill Clinton and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

According to the drafted resolution, the name change will celebrate the Clinton Family because they have "dedicated their lives to the service of not only the City of Little Rock, but also to the State of Arkansas, the United States and the world as a whole."

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Arkansas
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1 posted on 03/16/2012 7:38:12 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Free ThinkerNY

What about the Mena airport?


2 posted on 03/16/2012 7:40:04 PM PDT by Ben Ficklin
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To: Ben Ficklin

littlerock will be the drug smugglers new favorite airport.


3 posted on 03/16/2012 7:42:31 PM PDT by Chainsawj
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To: Ben Ficklin

that blew the iced tea thru my nose...


4 posted on 03/16/2012 7:42:31 PM PDT by stylin19a
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To: Ben Ficklin

So the baggage handlers at the airport will be hookers?


5 posted on 03/16/2012 7:43:07 PM PDT by max americana
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To: Free ThinkerNY

“Hey baby, y’all wanna see mah control tower? WooooHOO, baby!”/sarcasm;)


6 posted on 03/16/2012 7:44:37 PM PDT by Frank_2001
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To: Free ThinkerNY

And will the nameplate look like a double-wide?


7 posted on 03/16/2012 7:44:46 PM PDT by originalbuckeye
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To: Free ThinkerNY

After making it through the checkpoint, the TSA agents will tell you “better put some ice on that.”


8 posted on 03/16/2012 7:45:07 PM PDT by Repeat Offender (While the wicked stand confounded, call me with Thy Saints surrounded)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

“Pervert and Idiot”, not a good name for an airport.


9 posted on 03/16/2012 7:46:07 PM PDT by doc1019 (Romney will never get my vote!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Can you imagine the TSA there? LOL. (This week’s South Park is a sneak peek).


10 posted on 03/16/2012 7:46:50 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: Free ThinkerNY

“...to the service of not only the City of Little Rock...”

What kind of service?

That’s a euphemism in dog and horse circles.


11 posted on 03/16/2012 7:47:54 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Perjury National Airport and Cesspool.


12 posted on 03/16/2012 7:48:32 PM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

What have they done for LR? Gave it a bad name now LR is returning the favor by giving their airport a bad name!


13 posted on 03/16/2012 7:51:09 PM PDT by lonestar (It takes a village of idiots to elect a village idiot.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

All flights remain non-smoking, but passengers will still be allowed to use their cigars.


14 posted on 03/16/2012 7:53:02 PM PDT by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
"... the name change will celebrate the Clinton Family because they have "dedicated their lives to the service of not only the City of Little Rock, but also to the State of Arkansas, the United States and the world as a whole."

LOL! They loved Arkansas so much that couldn't wait to leave that state and move to New York. Hey people of Arkansas, don't you feel used?

15 posted on 03/16/2012 7:53:39 PM PDT by StormEye
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To: Free ThinkerNY

How many women serviced him?


16 posted on 03/16/2012 7:54:00 PM PDT by boomop1 (term limits is the only way to save this country.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Seems more appropriate to name a new cemetery after the Clintons....


17 posted on 03/16/2012 7:55:17 PM PDT by Mortrey (Impeach President Soros)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I have never liked naming anything after people, same goes for putting people on stamps, or coins. It is a form of idolatry.


18 posted on 03/16/2012 7:55:41 PM PDT by LukeL (Barack Obama: Jimmy Carter 2 Electric Boogaloo)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Location Identifier for Little Rock is LIT...will be changed to SUX.


19 posted on 03/16/2012 7:56:00 PM PDT by moovova (Is Fluke REALLY pronounced Fluck?)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

They may get people to fly into the airport, but they’ll think twice before ordering from the Bar-Snack.


20 posted on 03/16/2012 7:56:42 PM PDT by WhatNot
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To: Free ThinkerNY

"I'll take the rapist for $200, Alex."

21 posted on 03/16/2012 7:56:49 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Why not Low White Trash? LdubT could grow on us. If you don’t get your shots.


22 posted on 03/16/2012 7:58:09 PM PDT by TwoSwords
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Now commencing our final descent to BJ Bill and Thunder Thigh Hill Airport....
23 posted on 03/16/2012 7:58:45 PM PDT by Feckless (I was trained by the US << This Tagline Censored by FR >> ain't that irOnic?)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Ya, they dedicated themselves to Arkansas so much that they never moved back after Bill was elected president in ‘92.

Why did they not move back to their home state?

I heard that some in Arkansas were miffed that the Clintons moved to New York. Then again, Hillary had to go where there was an open Senate seat in a Democrat leaning state. So the simple folk of Arkansas understand that they had to leave the state, never to return.


24 posted on 03/16/2012 7:58:54 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: originalbuckeye

Maybe just changing it to “Whitewater International” would work...


25 posted on 03/16/2012 7:59:09 PM PDT by jennings2004 (President Hayes, Mount Rushmore, telephone, Dear Leader...what a mix!)
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To: max americana

So the baggage handlers at the airport will be hookers?


And Bill will conduct the job interviews.


26 posted on 03/16/2012 8:02:47 PM PDT by unkus (Silence Is Consent)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

“Large Adult Video Section in the back”


27 posted on 03/16/2012 8:02:58 PM PDT by Mr. K (If Romney wins the primary, I am writing-in PALIN)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

Instead of having Concourse A, B, C, D, they should just name the concourses after the women who have accused him of rape.

And don’t forget the trailer shaped money machine which will dispense $20 bills.


28 posted on 03/16/2012 8:02:58 PM PDT by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Yuck. Why stink up the State with this crap. UUUggghhhhhh! Lucky me I rarely fly or go to Little Rock.


29 posted on 03/16/2012 8:03:04 PM PDT by therut
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To: Ben Ficklin

GMTA!


30 posted on 03/16/2012 8:07:20 PM PDT by hawkboy
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To: Free ThinkerNY

The ICAO four letter identifier for the airport is currently KLIT. The new identifier should be KUNT.


31 posted on 03/16/2012 8:10:55 PM PDT by saganite (What happens to taglines? Is there a termination date?)
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To: Ben Ficklin
"What about the Mena airport?"

My thoughts exactly. LMAO!!!!!

32 posted on 03/16/2012 8:11:21 PM PDT by Gargantua ("Ich bein eine Breitbart")
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To: moovova

LOL!


33 posted on 03/16/2012 8:15:18 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (The first lesson you learn as a pollster is that people are stupid. - Dem pollster, Tom Jensen)
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To: Gargantua

I take it this airport is not in Mena, Arkansas?


34 posted on 03/16/2012 8:17:27 PM PDT by TBall
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To: Ben Ficklin

Next time I should read before posting. Although I knew Mena was already posted.


35 posted on 03/16/2012 8:19:39 PM PDT by TBall
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To: Free ThinkerNY

With the Lewinsky Terminal Building.


36 posted on 03/16/2012 8:21:06 PM PDT by onedoug
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Faubus, Fulbright, Clintons, Huckleberry, now this. Arkansans seem to have an irrepressible desire to make laughingstocks out of themselves. Oh well. Gofer it, Jethro.
37 posted on 03/16/2012 8:21:42 PM PDT by hinckley buzzard
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To: Free ThinkerNY

See how stupid democrats from Arkansas are? The Clinton’s used them then moved to NY.

As for the name, will the main terminal be called Lewinsky Terminal? All Aboard!


38 posted on 03/16/2012 8:21:52 PM PDT by Terry Mross ( "It happened. And we let it happen. - Peter Griffin, Family Guy)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. Please fasten your seat belts. We’ll soon be going down on Blow Job International Airport, named after the 42nd president.”

“After landing, please be sure to visit the sex toy shop in the terminal. You can’t miss it.....it’s shaped like the Oval Office. There is an adjacent alcove which sells cigars. What you do with them is your business.”


39 posted on 03/16/2012 8:22:37 PM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (I'm NOT smitten' with Mittens)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Name it after their First Cat. Socks. Who had far more class than either Hill or Billary.


40 posted on 03/16/2012 8:23:57 PM PDT by raccoonnookkeeper (I keep raccoons in a nook!)
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To: fieldmarshaldj; AuH2ORepublican; Impy; GOPsterinMA; randita; Sun; LdSentinal

Will the TSA agents wear navy blue dresses and black berets? Will the airport offer complimentary oral sex to its frequent fliers?


41 posted on 03/16/2012 8:25:38 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued (A chameleon belongs in a pet store, not the White House)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Bubba and Hildabeast Regional has a nice homey ring to it.


42 posted on 03/16/2012 8:29:10 PM PDT by Harley (Will Rogers never met Harry Reid.)
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To: Clintonfatigued

Maybe. And, you can run down the tarmac dodging imaginary sniper fire.


43 posted on 03/16/2012 8:31:13 PM PDT by Repeat Offender (While the wicked stand confounded, call me with Thy Saints surrounded)
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To: Repeat Offender; fieldmarshaldj; Impy; GOPsterinMA

“According to the drafted resolution, the name change will celebrate the Clinton Family because they have “dedicated their lives to the service of not only the City of Little Rock, but also to the State of Arkansas, the United States and the world as a whole.” “

Who are they kidding? Bill Clinton has dedicated his life to being serviced in public places.


44 posted on 03/16/2012 8:34:59 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued (A chameleon belongs in a pet store, not the White House)
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To: Repeat Offender
They deserve it if they want to bring shame on themselves.

I think they are just to dumb to realize it.

45 posted on 03/16/2012 8:35:50 PM PDT by AGreatPer (Obama has NEVER given a speech where he did not lie!!!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Bet TSA will give thorough searches at the Bill Clinton airport....


46 posted on 03/16/2012 8:38:48 PM PDT by Tzimisce (this sucks)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

It better have one heck of a baggage claim.


47 posted on 03/16/2012 8:44:11 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Free ThinkerNY

dedicated to keeping judges and cops corrupt...dedicated to covering up multiple deaths in the name of “suicide”....


48 posted on 03/16/2012 8:47:10 PM PDT by cherry
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To: Free ThinkerNY

“According to the drafted resolution, the name change will celebrate the Clinton Family because they have “dedicated their lives to the service of not only the City of Little Rock, but also to the State of Arkansas, the United States and the world as a whole.”

The Clinton “family”? When was the last time these two did something together? Too bad they hadn’t “dedicated their lives” to each other. Yeah, right.


49 posted on 03/16/2012 8:48:57 PM PDT by Dartman
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To: Free ThinkerNY

There will also be a gate named after Monica; passengers will be going in and out of it all day.


50 posted on 03/16/2012 9:00:14 PM PDT by eclecticEel (Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness: 7/4/1776 - 3/21/2010)
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