Posted on 03/14/2012 8:16:18 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Tell Mrs. S. thanks.
Like I said, we are doomed.
Now the $1.00 Abortion Surcharge. Dear Lord!!! This is outrageous!!!!
the landslide acomin against this administration is gonna be bliss on earth to watch....
.. an overlooked goodie in this is Obama’s paper thin skin.
.. After republicans run Congress and the WH......the phrase....” it’s Obama’s fault” will birth.
The One will die a thousand cuts.............cool.
WPXI has an update; it was a bomb threat. Building evacuated. What 38 floors to clear? The world (even here) has gone mad.
OT
Mrs S is going to be a “celebrity” judge for some charity bake sale and guess who is going to be a judge with her? Tom Daschole! LOL!!!
Union contracts are silently tied to minimum wage.
The higher Minimum Wages are, the Higher Union Contracts will go.
Santorum’s progressive income tax rates of 10% and 28%
Santorum promises to triple the dependent child income tax credit
2 observations, Santorum doesn’t have a Conservative economic solution and he’s into vote buying, no thanks, Go Newt!
And for the real blasphemy, I’d take Romney over Santorum being Romney is a know quantity of being the establishment candidate. Santorum seemingly has no economic compass except to be to the right of the Democrat. Flame away as you like, but that’s how I see it.
I'd love to see Gingrich on a podium in a debate w/ Obama but that's not the same as wanting him to be POTUS!
OMG!!! How funny!
Will she ask him about his taxes?
ditto and I said it here
Rick will blend with the senate rinos like Lindsey Lohan Grahamnisty, McLettuce et al
Newt would arrive swingin the jawbone of an ass...
Probably some student playing a prank, but these days you never know.
Not true apparently. Unions don’t want any ties to any wage because they want to negotiate for the highest wages they can possibly squeeze the employer. It’s sick, I know.
I’ll collect the bail money
OMFG - Conservative women are racist for voting for Santorum in the Republican Primary...instead of....? Who would be the nonracist candidate then?
what I see is an unsinkable canoe that survived a cruiser ships wake......
Hey Rush you’re wrong.
Bart Stupak is retired rep from Michigan not Wisconsin.
Stop watching politics on television. A cup of brandy with a large twist of lemon and a spoon full of sugar - heated, drink it as fast as you can and then climb under three blankets - when you wake up, you might possibly feel better.
How folks think the economy will recover if we just back off a little on liberal policies without implementing conservative solutions is beyond me, but if the nominee isn’t Newt, I’ll hold my nose and vote McCainish again, but not without a lot of kicking and screaming this time.
The delegate count sure was minimal for Santorum last night. Newt and Mittens got almost as much as he did. Actually Mittens got more counting American Samoa.
Our primary system needs some real reworking.
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