Posted on 12/29/2011 1:18:23 PM PST by US Navy Vet
Good one.
all too possible, pathetic political party and pathetic constituants
After: Obama Defeated Amid Nationwide Temper Tantrum
Michelle: Hell no, we won’t go!
You are on a roll, KG.
Holder Warns Of "Bitter Clinger" Election Day Violence and Fraud."
POST:
Obama Declares Election Void. Says "Martial Law Declared Due To Right Wing Fraud."
Trump enters the race.
Obama wins, promises re-education centers
Obama loses all 57 States!
The next day would be, “High school hockey player seems to have first recorded, permanent smile. Mom says, “I told him if he did not wipe that look off his face, it might just freeze that way.”
Before: Close Election despite Mitt Romney scandal and Trump 3rd Party surge.
After: Hillary Clinton Wins election in electoral college.
Palin in a landslide!
The Day After - "OBAMA REELECTED!"
100 Days After - "NATION REELS FROM MASSIVE RECESSION"
One Year After - "OBAMA DECLARES MARTIAL LAW"
November 6:
“Presidential Nominees from both parties nervously anticipating a close victory”
November 7:
“RED TIDE:GOP Pulls a hat trick, taking the House, Senate and Presidency!”
After: "Occupy protesters advancing on House of Representatives"
Obama is re elected to the Presidency but the DNC loses the Senate and does not gain the House.
Glenn Rice writes a tell all book that is adapted into a feature length triple x movie that is an instant hit on both BET and ESPN. Sarah Palin sues him for royalty rights.
Newt Gingrich wins the nomination but divorces himself from the GOP party to cozy up with a younger hipper party.
Ron Paul wins Iowa but no other major primary and ends up with fewer delegates then the last time around.
Donald Trumps hairpiece wins the Florida primary
The London Olympics are a success due to the fact that there really isn’t anything else affordable for the Europeans to do. The US wins fewer Medals than the EU nations but more than China.
Hillary resigns as Sec of State after elections and takes a year off to write a book and make it around the network talk shows. A series of New York Times style section articles about her pants suits starts a new fashion craze that sweeps the US.
Michelle Obama puts on thirty pounds with all of the added stress of the elections.
Jimmy Carter will pass away this year but no one will notice
Billy Graham will also pass away this year but election news will overshadow his passing.
Ed Asner will pass away and it will begin a national crisis of identity
George H W Bush will pass this next year and the media will blame his son for the death.
Castro will also pass away and his Brother Raúl Castro will open Cuba to market reform
King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia will also pass away this year and the line of succession will result in more political stress within the ME
Hugo Chavez will pass away this year and there will be a military coup backed by the Chinese Military to guarantee the successor to the head of state.
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