Posted on 11/30/2011 8:43:42 AM PST by george76
Stripteases, sexual favors, booze, porn mags, and fat stacks of cash would be run-of-the-mill in many Miami strip clubs. But at downtown's maximum security Federal Detention Center?
Multiple attorneys interviewed by Riptide say the FDC visitor rooms have been taken over by South American pole dancers posing as paralegals for wealthy drug lords inside. Lawyers hired by the accused narco dons allegedly list the scantily clad women as "legal assistants," and the FDC lets them in. Meanwhile, attorneys who refuse to go along risk losing their clients to lawyers with busty beauties on staff.
"They take off their tops and let the guys touch them," veteran defense attorney Hugo Rodriguez says. "The majority of these young, very attractive women are noncitizens brought in exclusively for the purposes of visiting the FDC. Any lawyer can sign a form and designate a legal assistant. There is no way of verifying it.
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"Everyone knows about it," says a private investigator who is familiar with the FDC and asked not to be named. "We call them the 'little hoochie mamas'... They are making a mockery out of the prison system here."
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Poor lawyers - getting out-whored by whores.
I was about to say this post was worthless without pictures and then this so close after Halloween!
No this is the second thing that we know attorneys find offensive, the other being non-payment of a leagal bill.
Conjugal visits by Counsel!!
Latinas and Philipinas have a whole different take on “morality” than Christian(or what is left of it) America. Watch Univision or Telemundo for awile and you will see what I mean.
There’s more Christianity being practiced in those regions than in the US.
“Invoking the Privilege” was never so sweet!
I’ve had cute paralegals working for me but it never occurred to me to branch off into this area of law.
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