Skip to comments.Miami's Federal Jail Overrun With Strippers Posing As Paralegals, Lawyers Say
Posted on 11/30/2011 8:43:42 AM PST by george76
Stripteases, sexual favors, booze, porn mags, and fat stacks of cash would be run-of-the-mill in many Miami strip clubs. But at downtown's maximum security Federal Detention Center?
Multiple attorneys interviewed by Riptide say the FDC visitor rooms have been taken over by South American pole dancers posing as paralegals for wealthy drug lords inside. Lawyers hired by the accused narco dons allegedly list the scantily clad women as "legal assistants," and the FDC lets them in. Meanwhile, attorneys who refuse to go along risk losing their clients to lawyers with busty beauties on staff.
"They take off their tops and let the guys touch them," veteran defense attorney Hugo Rodriguez says. "The majority of these young, very attractive women are noncitizens brought in exclusively for the purposes of visiting the FDC. Any lawyer can sign a form and designate a legal assistant. There is no way of verifying it.
"Everyone knows about it," says a private investigator who is familiar with the FDC and asked not to be named. "We call them the 'little hoochie mamas'... They are making a mockery out of the prison system here."
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Uhh, Ummm...Oh never mind...
Just another example of illegal aliens doing the job that American poll dancers just won't do.
There must be a rule that covers this kind of story!
Where is the LIKE button? LOL
Now POLE dancers at POLLing places? That's an excellent get-out-the-vote strategy!
“Honesto, jefe, I was just examining her legal briefs.”
there is now no other recourse but for the drug lords to hire female lawyers under 30 to service the in prison account.
Mamas don’t let your daughters grow up to be lawyers
This thread is useless without picture. How are we to determine if the girls are in fact guilty?
Diversity strikes again. The corrupt, failed cultures of Latin America have polluted a corner of America. They have infected much of and South Florida and slices of a number of northern urban areas. Regions—Alabama, Georgia, Arizona—that resist the cultural pollution are vilified by the media and attacked by our own government.
I’m sure they have a very nice pair o’ legals.
They are non-citizens now.
They are not “undocumented”.
They are not “illegals”.
They are not “aliens”.
They are “non citizens”.
My Labrador Retreiver is a non citizen as well. Screw those slutty chicks!
Latinas and Philipinas have a whole different take on “morality” than Christian(or what is left of it) America. Watch Univision or Telemundo for awile and you will see what I mean.
Where’d you get the picture of me Ma?
Guess it’s better than a paralegal posing as a stripper ... hehe
Oh sure. An attorney who finds something offensive.
Poor lawyers - getting out-whored by whores.
I was about to say this post was worthless without pictures and then this so close after Halloween!
No this is the second thing that we know attorneys find offensive, the other being non-payment of a leagal bill.
Conjugal visits by Counsel!!
Latinas and Philipinas have a whole different take on morality than Christian(or what is left of it) America. Watch Univision or Telemundo for awile and you will see what I mean.
There’s more Christianity being practiced in those regions than in the US.
“Invoking the Privilege” was never so sweet!
I’ve had cute paralegals working for me but it never occurred to me to branch off into this area of law.
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