Wife of football coach charged in grade tampering

Chicago Tribune ^ | 11/22/2011 | John Keilman

[kcvl]

DAmn, some of you don’t ask for much! Two balloons and you melt.

[dfwgator]

Why couldn’t they remove that damn sign blocking the view from the mirror?

[apillar]

Why oh why was she only a grade changer?!? Why couldn’t she have been one of those teachers with the hots for teenage boys (and taught 25 years ago when I was in school)...

[Rightly Biased]

we are weak minded ain’t we?

[Maine Mariner]

That is not all that appears to be inflated.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Lawd, what did she give them......a solid DD+? My back hurts for her.

[Maine Mariner]

Coaches have all the luck.

[over3Owithabrain]

I hope she never changes her Ds to As

[norcal joe]

A picture of her smiling (and nothing to distract us this time).

[domeika]

Eyes? Oh, now I see them.

[USMCPOP]

Looks like a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

[GOP Poet]

My guess is she demoted her chest from an A to a double D.. haha. Doubt they charged her for that.

[Erasmus]

Whatever they do, they have to keep her away from the Holy Hand Grenade!

[GOP Poet]

Yep. They don't haha. As a B girl I can say I naturally weed out the boob guys in person. Then again I weed out the non financially eligible pretty quickly myself. The funny thing is all it takes for a gal like me to get that response is to go to my local plastic surgeon and tell him to pile a couple of size Fs in my chest. Like buying a Thanksgiving turkey.

There was an attractive woman at my health club with several children going through a divorce. She was flat chested one day and a few weeks later was had monster huge breasts. No one (male or female ever looked at this woman's face or even notice a human existed behind the implants.

At first I was astounded at how just about every man's jaw dropped when she came in the room. Then I realized no one looked at her or even talked with her. She was one big walking set to boobs.

Three months later I saw her with her new B size boobs and she was back to having real conversations with men and women. Guess she realized she was wanting a new guy that gave a hoot about her and not her chest only.

They did the study about men seeing boobs awhile back and I guess it is good for their heart. :-). I find money makes me a happy lady. lol. God helps.

[GOP Poet]

I believe you are right USMCPOP. Only the real ones are unbalanced (so to say—lol.)

[drjimmy]

Her eyes say, “Helter Skelter.”

Yes, but her body says, "Why Don't We Do It In The Road."

[Rannug]

I’d like to steal her password.

[struggle]

Did anyone notice that she is 6 foot tall.

[fungoking]

I thought special ed teachers got to change grades all the time anyway?

[struggle]

I’ve worked in a school with a guidance counselor and a principal that would do the same thing. One teacher gave no work and everyone an “A” in protest and nothing happened. Business as usual in schools where the only thing people pay attention to is the football team.