Posted on 08/18/2011 7:30:45 AM PDT by Scythian
Watching the internet...
If nomen est omen, he should be running a mexican restaurant with a good beer selection. Or producing a Spanish-language monster movie. "Tacostein" sounds like a Halloween selection on the Taco Bell menu, probably weighing about half a pound.
Wow, you don’t say.
You asked . . .
LOL!!!
Loved your interpretation. Can’t stop laughing.
I’m so glad that Mr. Stein’s mother did not marry Mr. Bell.
Beware. There are things on the Internet that, once seen, cannot be unseen.
Yes, Alex, I’ll take Great Punchlines for $1000.00.
(Now. Tell us the ENTIRE joke. Thanks!)
A picture of medicine, for Ladys!
ouch!...that hurts the eyes!
Good lord is that supposed to be a smile???
She doesn’t want her teeth falling out . . .
He starts a conversation.."So you're going the Nashville. What are going to do there?"
She says "I'm going to the Nymphomaniac Convention." Of course the guy is thinking, he's hit the lottery! Then she says..."I'm a researcher and I'm lecturing on some studies I've done."
They guy asks "What kind of studies?"
She says, "Well for instance...most people think Black men are the most well endowed. And I've found out it's not the truth. American Indians are the most well endowed".
Wow says the guy...that's really interesting! What else have you studied?"
The lady continues, "Another thing I've found out is many people think that Italians are the most passionate...but my work has shown that it's Jewish men that are. And to top it off...it's a myth that Russian men have the most stamina...it's the American Redneck!"
The guy is amazed...and tells her so.
She apologizes, "I'm so sorry I've just been talking and talking...and I don't even know your name."
He thinks a moment and says, "Tonto Rubenstein, but my friends call me Bubba!"
lolol. Thanks.
Never get tired of that joke!
I have come to the conclusion this is an insurance scam perpertrated by both of them. I doubt the woman is dead and bet she is alive and well somehow leaving the island by some alternative transportation.
I sure feel a lot better knowing Taco Stien is on the case. LOL
Thanks for posting the article. Glad you are back. :)
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