ABC Hopes Couric Can Replace 'Oprah'

Wall Street Journal ^ | June 4, 2011 | SAM SCHECHNER

[jivin gene]

Hope they aren’t counting on me to help the ratings. I wouldn’t waste my time sitting through 5 minutes of either of these two losers, and their useless drivel.

[WKUHilltopper]

“ABC Hopes Couric Can Replace ‘Oprah’

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!! Yeah? And I’m hoping the Easter Bunny pays me a visit soon because I’m out of candy...

[RichInOC]

Hope is a wonderful thing.

[jocon307]

This sneering, unpleasant woman can in no way replace Oprah. I never watch Oprah (since I have a job), but I never WOULD watch Katie Couric. She is supposed to relate to the housewives of America? Give me a break.

[Mr. Silverback]

I’m no Oprah fan, but this is like hearing somene say Rod Blagojevich is the next Elvis.

Good grief.

[TASMANIANRED]

I’d rather watch my dog lick her butt.

[catnipman]

I started reading this and had to look up at the top to see if it was a satire post.

[Smokin' Joe]

Are they f’n kidding me? Oh, lordy.

Nah. Piece of Cake after she puts on a few more pounds and works on her tan...Katie has a lock on the whole innane thing.

[this_ol_patriot]

To answer this question, whom would you rather be in a stuck elevator with? Couric or Oprah?

Depends on what they ate in the last 24 hours, but on a deserted isle I choose Harpo because she floats better.