Rep. Anthony Weiner 'can’t say with certitude' photo isn't him

politico ^ | 6-1-11

[faucetman]

Instead of “I must have butt called you”, it's “I must have Weiner tweeted you”.

[digger48]

Limp excuse.

beat me to it

[blackdog]

Someone at Oscar Mayer meats division is assembling a job offer for a former US Congressman, as the new driver of the company vehicle.

[cripplecreek]

Weiner Music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BomiqCDLcoE&feature=related

[ilovesarah2012]

It was disguised in underwear. I can see where he could be confused. Why he has pictures, though, I can’t understand - unless he is just another pervert.

[Sarah Barracuda]

Weiner looks like someone who was given A LOT of wedgies as a kid..just look at him..he makes Pee Wee Herman look normal

[KarlInOhio]

Rep. Anthony Weiner 'can’t say with certitude' photo isn't him

Are we going to need a line up like the female gym teacher demanded in Porky's?

[pabianice]

Yes. I see. SO MANY congressmen have close-ups taken of their crotches that, I mean, like, it could be ANYONE’s. Perhaps Hillary’s.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

“I didn’t send that picture out,” Weiner said in an interview with NBC News.

“That’s not a picture of you?” reporter Luke Russert asked.

Weiner responded: “You know, I can’t say with certitude.”

That's the difference between Rep. Wewiner and me, I guess: I KNOW where all the photos of my junk are. ;)

[cartervt2k]

Look, everyone. As Weiner said yesterday, there is nothing to this story and to get back to talking about the debt ceiling and Clarence Thomas. ///////////////////

[ken5050]

To paraphrase Bubba, "It all depends on what the meaning of penIS is.."

[blackdog]

That means that someone has taken a picture of Weiner’s wiener at some point. So the next question should be, “Who and how many people have taken pictures of your wiener, Weiner?”

Rahm Emanuel shower-time escapades IMHO.

[lurk]

The lesson here is, don’t take pictures of your hardware, ever. Not even for your wife. Not even for work. Not even for art or science.

[Yaelle]

“One reason I asked a firm to look at what the heck happened here … is to see maybe something was manipulated, maybe something was dropped in.”

A firm? (Jokes, writing themselves...) But why not ask an AGENCY to investigate, you know, like the FBI?????

I mean, since you think it might well be your wiener, don't you want to know who is standing near your crotch, fondling you, and snapping these pictures of your little bulge while you are working on raising the debt ceiling?

[BreitbartSentMe]

How long before we hear that the Wiener’s are remodeling? They need to get rid of the flooring and chair/table leg that is visible in that pic before they call in the feds to investigate.

[Berlin_Freeper]

Busted!

[doug from upland]

I called this. He has his own security working to find out what happened. That will remain confidential. We will never know what really happened unless there is a real investigation. He will claim he made a civil settlement and that is the end of it.

This man has claimed a federal crime was committed yet no official report has been filed to launch an investigation.

[moovova]

Weiner is very good at missed-erection.

[Yaelle]

It was disguised in underwear. I can see where he could be confused.

But this mystery wiener is disguised in his OWN underwear! How many wieners has he had in his pants???

[doug from upland]

Hope you enjoyed it. :)