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Iowahawk: So You Have a College Diploma
Iowahawk | May 25, 2011 | David Burge

Posted on 05/25/2011 7:05:18 PM PDT by EveningStar

Welcome distinguished faculty, honored guests, and bankrupt parents. And above all, welcome to you - the eager and unemployable graduates of the Class of 2011.

Today represents the culmination of a long safari through the murky thickets of this impenetrable rain forest we call "higher education." Just a few years ago you arrived for your freshman orientation, full of wide-eyed anticipation and existential dread, wondering if this place would eat you alive. Soon though - through luck, pluck, and enormous amounts of mind altering substances - you adapted to your new surroundings.

Continued


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: iowahawk
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1 posted on 05/25/2011 7:05:19 PM PDT by EveningStar
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To: dighton; IowaHawk; acapesket; aculeus; afraidfortherepublic; Allegra; andyssister; AnnaZ; ...
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I'm temporarily handling the Iowahawk ping list while dighton is away.

Please let me know if you want to be added to or removed from the list.

Please ping me to Iowahawk articles. Thanks. :)

2 posted on 05/25/2011 7:06:04 PM PDT by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar

3 posted on 05/25/2011 7:07:01 PM PDT by C210N (0bama, Making the US safe for Global Marxism)
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To: EveningStar

I recently spent some time with some new and recent college grads in a corporate training seminar. They dressed like slobs, spent class time on their iphones, and were generally illiterate.


4 posted on 05/25/2011 7:14:28 PM PDT by jjotto ("Ya could look it up!")
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Too bad I wasn’t there. I’m mid 20s, look 16 years old, and prefer business casual to business professional.

I at least would’ve wanted to be there.


5 posted on 05/25/2011 7:16:46 PM PDT by wastedyears (SEAL SIX makes me proud to have been playing SOCOM since 2003.)
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To: wastedyears

Business casual would be appropriate. This was flannel shirts, t-shirts, shorts, jeans and sneakers.


6 posted on 05/25/2011 7:20:33 PM PDT by jjotto ("Ya could look it up!")
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To: jjotto

“They dressed like slobs, spent class time on their iphones, and were generally illiterate.”

I’m in a technical field. May I add no understanding of basic chemistry, physics, thermodynamics, can’t read a schematic or blueprint?


7 posted on 05/25/2011 7:23:31 PM PDT by DBrow
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To: EveningStar

Right on the mark as usual. You never disappoint.


8 posted on 05/25/2011 7:32:02 PM PDT by Marty62 (Marty60)
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To: jjotto

Sounds like they already have the entitlement mentality.


9 posted on 05/25/2011 7:37:36 PM PDT by Marty62 (Marty60)
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To: jjotto

Sounds like they already have the entitlement mentality.


10 posted on 05/25/2011 7:37:51 PM PDT by Marty62 (Marty60)
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To: DBrow
“They dressed like slobs, spent class time on their iphones, and were generally illiterate.”

I’m in a technical field. May I add no understanding of basic chemistry, physics, thermodynamics, can’t read a schematic or blueprint?

Guess I'm lucky. I'm a 60 + guy nearly ready to hang it up, (as are a bunch of my contemporaries) but the new hires who will replace us are very bright, diligent, ambitious, and from what I can observe, well behaved young people (far better behaved than I was 40 years ago).

To me, it's great to see an organization that was getting 'long in the tooth' bring in new blood. They have the opportunity to build on what I and my fellow geezers accomplished.

Maybe we have some exceptional HR department to hire these kids, but I seriously doubt that. There are still a lot of good kids out there, you just have to look for them.

Just my humble and limited observation.

11 posted on 05/25/2011 7:40:15 PM PDT by Ditto (Nov 2, 2010 -- Partial cleaning accomplished. More trash to remove in 2012)
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“I recently spent some time with some new and recent college grads in a corporate training seminar. They dressed like slobs, spent class time on their iphones, and were generally illiterate.”

I was walking towards my lab when a unwashed herd of sloppy, out of shape, grungy, unshaven kids and slutty looking girls with embarrassing amount of skin showing, all in flip flops, stumbling down the hall complete with iPod and cell phone addictions. I presumed they were HS students visiting the med school Wrong - it was the new class of freshmen medical students.

They have been watch House, ER, etc Hollywood crap. I am horrified.


12 posted on 05/25/2011 7:40:26 PM PDT by TxDas (This above all, to thine ownself be true.)
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To: EveningStar

I put my sheepskin to good use everyday here on FR.

13 posted on 05/25/2011 8:25:27 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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This wouldn't surprise me, given some recent unsatisfying experiences with acts of medical care.

It's pretty bad when the patient or the family knows the relevant medical terms and differential diagnosis better than an MD.

NO cheers, unfortunately.

14 posted on 05/25/2011 8:29:05 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: martin_fierro
Honest College Ad from collegehumor.com

Cheers!

15 posted on 05/25/2011 8:37:11 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: jjotto

Why did they get hired? We, at least, put our applicants through a variety of skill tests. Then they have to pass a drug test before they get hired. It weeds out a lot of them.


16 posted on 05/25/2011 9:01:06 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: EveningStar

Where are the half-wit “blog pimp” haters on this one?


17 posted on 05/25/2011 9:23:32 PM PDT by CWCoop
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Where are the half-wit “blog pimp” haters on this one?

It is not Evening Star's blog, so this is not blog pimping. Evening Star posts the Iowahawk threads while Dighton is on his far-too-extended vacation. Dave Burge (Iowahawk) does occasionally post comments on FR, but he certainly does not need FR to generate blog traffic. He is regularly linked by Instapundit, Ace of Spades, Ed Driscoll, etc.

18 posted on 05/26/2011 1:16:04 AM PDT by TChad
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“Then they have to pass a drug test before they get hired. It weeds out a lot of them.”

And I’m betting you didn’t even mean to make a funny ;)


19 posted on 05/26/2011 7:50:53 AM PDT by EDINVA
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To: EDINVA
I don't know where else to stick this, but Joy Behar is a IDIOT!!! I hope MALCOLM McDowell finds out



Her Caption:

Actor Roddy McDowell talks about the 40th Anniversary of “A Clockwork Orange.” Plus, a conversation with Andrew Zimmern, host of The Travel Channel’s “Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern.” And, the latest on the Casey Anthony murder trial. Tonight at 10 pm ET on HLN.


Joy Behar Screw Up


She will probably change it, but I saved a copy at Gratewire Forum that has her smiling face on it:


Gratewire Forum

20 posted on 05/26/2011 8:07:11 AM PDT by Squeeky ("Truth is so rare that it is delightful to tll it. " Emily Dickinson)
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