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Irish American spends $150,000 on warnings of end of world (His Warning: Judgment Day is Next Week!)
Irish Central ^ | 05/14/2011 | AISLING REDICAN

Posted on 05/14/2011 1:08:25 PM PDT by SeekAndFind

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To: RC one

My daughter thought that maybe she should change her hair appointment...

This stuff is such a crock. Jesus told us that we will know neither the day nor the hour, but all these nutcases spend every waking moment looking for it.


21 posted on 05/14/2011 3:05:48 PM PDT by livius
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To: RC one
I wonder if I should celebrate it on the 20th just to be safe?

In the immortral words of Cormac McCarthy through the character of Anton Chigurh: "I really wouldn't worry about it."

22 posted on 05/14/2011 3:15:53 PM PDT by FredZarguna (It looks just like a Telefunken U-47. In leather.)
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To: jmacusa

Actually, I always heard it as: “Why are there never more than four Irishmen in a bar together at one time?” [Because when a fifth comes along it always disappears.]


23 posted on 05/14/2011 3:18:35 PM PDT by FredZarguna (It looks just like a Telefunken U-47. In leather.)
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To: FredZarguna
Why didn't I think of this earlier????

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24 posted on 05/14/2011 3:29:27 PM PDT by Elle Bee
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To: SeekAndFind

An Irish American man has spent almost $150,000 in preparation for what he believes is the beginning of the end.

A fool and his money are soon parted!


25 posted on 05/14/2011 3:43:34 PM PDT by chainsaw (I'd hate to be a democrat running against Sarah Palin.)
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To: montanajoe

“Like many of us Irish I suspect he has been known to take a wee nip now and then..”

I happen to be enjoying a wee drop of the creature myself and I don’t see the end of the world. Perhaps I need to try harder.


26 posted on 05/14/2011 4:03:26 PM PDT by dljordan ("The Land of the Fee and the Home of the Slave")
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To: wideawake

“He fell in with Harold Camping’s evangelical doomsday cult. The “Family Radio” huckster.”

I cut his full page ad out of USA Today and tacked it to my office wall. I think I’ll take the week off.


27 posted on 05/14/2011 4:04:58 PM PDT by dljordan ("The Land of the Fee and the Home of the Slave")
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To: SeekAndFind

This guy should´ve learned a little geology.


28 posted on 05/14/2011 4:35:00 PM PDT by onedoug (If)
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To: FredZarguna

LOL!!


29 posted on 05/14/2011 5:05:33 PM PDT by jmacusa (Two wrongs don't make a right. But they can make it interesting.)
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To: RC one
May 21st is my 40th birthday.

I think I'll err on the side of caution, and wish you a Happy Birthday now.

30 posted on 05/14/2011 5:18:02 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: SeekAndFind

What a fool!!

There have been at least half a dozen wineos on milk crakes at Pershing Square every day for the last 70 years I know of that predict the same thing every day!


31 posted on 05/14/2011 5:22:33 PM PDT by dalereed
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To: RC one

“May 21st is my 40th birthday. I wonder if I should celebrate it on the 20th just to be safe?”

Even if the end isn’t near, go celebrate since after 40 it’s all downhill!!!


32 posted on 05/14/2011 5:26:59 PM PDT by dalereed
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To: dalereed

Maybe GOD told him, but unfortunately it is just his time.


33 posted on 05/14/2011 5:31:17 PM PDT by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
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To: RC one

No, celebrate on the 21st, wouldn’t you rather have Jesus at your party?


34 posted on 05/14/2011 5:33:56 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: SeekAndFind

Thursday just isn’t good for me!


35 posted on 05/14/2011 6:11:20 PM PDT by Caipirabob ( Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: SeekAndFind

Very suspicious. He doesn’t look Irish. And he lives on Staten Island.


36 posted on 05/14/2011 6:14:08 PM PDT by Palladin (Sarah Palin in 2012!)
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To: SeekAndFind
In an interview with the New York Post Fitzpatrick reasoned that his book provided "proof that cannot be dismissed" that the end was at hand.

Challenge Accepted!

In anticipation

(and now, if the world does end on the 21st, I gonna be seriously discomforted)

37 posted on 05/14/2011 7:54:27 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy (Monarchy is the one system of government where power is exercised for the good of all - Aristotle)
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To: SeekAndFind
I'll see you cynics at the Pearly Gates (there's gonna be long lines, and I'm going through the express lane.) Jesus' awaiting, dude!


38 posted on 05/14/2011 8:00:42 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: SeekAndFind

There’s no doubt in my mind that we are living at the end of this age, but only a fool believes this is how it will transfer to the next. It’s going to play out just as it is laid before us... with idiot and diabolical rich anti-God “intellectuals” pushing the buttons.


39 posted on 05/14/2011 8:10:30 PM PDT by 3boysdad (The very elect.)
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To: Elle Bee
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40 posted on 05/15/2011 2:23:36 PM PDT by FredZarguna (It looks just like a Telefunken U-47. In leather.)
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