In the sequel, he gets lost and falls down a well. It is literary genius.
Posted on 04/21/2011 10:32:21 AM PDT by massmike
Move over Adam and Eve. Here comes Adam and Steve, as well as Samantha and Delilah.
A newly revised gay-friendly Bible is set to go on sale in the next few weeks. Reaction to the announcement has been met with venom from conservative Christian groups. Pink Cross Publishing, the same company that published a gay-friendly version of the Koran, stated that they were adding the finishing touches to the newly revised Bible.
Mary and Joseph will be replaced by Mary and Josephine, a lesbian couple unable to have children the conventional way, hence the virgin birth of Jesus. All of Jesus’ disciples will be gay except for Judas.
In the new Bible, all of the disciples will pair off after the Last Supper with the exception of Judas. Satan will also be straight. The new gay-friendly Bible has yet to be named.
(Excerpt) Read more at theendtimesarehere.com ...
My favorite is the version of the Koran where Mohammad is a talking dog, possessed by a demon, lying to people so that they end up in hell for eternity. Funny, funny stuff.
Well I always kind of suspected Matthew anyway.
Sickening on so many levels.
Oh, dear Lord. Teh Stupid, it burns.
They will go to the hot place for this.
12 “Look, I am coming soon! My reward is with me, and I will give to each person according to what they have done. 13 I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End.
14 “Blessed are those who wash their robes, that they may have the right to the tree of life and may go through the gates into the city. 15 Outside are the dogs, those who practice magic arts, the sexually immoral, the murderers, the idolaters and everyone who loves and practices falsehood.
16 “I, Jesus, have sent my angel to give you[a] this testimony for the churches. I am the Root and the Offspring of David, and the bright Morning Star.”
17 The Spirit and the bride say, “Come!” And let the one who hears say, “Come!” Let the one who is thirsty come; and let the one who wishes take the free gift of the water of life.
18 I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this scroll: If anyone adds anything to them, God will add to that person the plagues described in this scroll. 19 And if anyone takes words away from this scroll of prophecy, God will take away from that person any share in the tree of life and in the Holy City, which are described in this scroll.
20 He who testifies to these things says, “Yes, I am coming soon.”
Amen. Come, Lord Jesus.
21 The grace of the Lord Jesus be with God’s people. Amen.
In the sequel, he gets lost and falls down a well. It is literary genius.
Pink Prophets, Ltd.
This is not a Bible, this is pure blasphemy
GROINAL CHRISTIANS!!!!... What a concept...
Reaction to the announcement has been met with venom from conservative Christian groups.
That’s not the only one angry about it.
Why publish this? Anyone that actually believes in God would never change the Bible, and anyone that doesn’t believe in God wouldn’t take the time to read any Bible, no matter how revised.
Lamh Foistenach Abu!
Publish and be damned...
Witnessing the descent into madness........can be hilarious....until the crash at the bottom. Splat! Then it gets really icky.
I just hope they don’t come up with a pop-up book version.....
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