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Snake Dies Of Silicone Poisoning After Biting Model's Breast
MyFoxNY ^ | 15 Mar 2011 | NewsCore

Posted on 03/18/2011 8:09:08 AM PDT by twister881

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To: edcoil

What was she doing? A Cleopatra impersonation?.....................


21 posted on 03/18/2011 8:18:50 AM PDT by Red Badger (How can anyone look at the situation in Libya and be for gun control is beyond stupid. It's suicide.)
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To: RexBeach

Better questions is who got to suck the venom out..


22 posted on 03/18/2011 8:18:55 AM PDT by edcoil (Rule One: Fear No Man)
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To: org.whodat; twister881

***Rush milked that story for all it was worth the other day.***

You should have heard Dennis Miller’s comments on O’Reiley the other night! Very titular statements.


23 posted on 03/18/2011 8:19:09 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Visit the TOMMY FRANKS MILITARY MUSEUM in HOBART, OK. I did, well worth it!)
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To: twister881

The snake had been watching Liz Taylor in “Cleopatra” and decided to make an asp of itself.


24 posted on 03/18/2011 8:19:33 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (Obamacare: Not just dreck. Unconstitutional dreck.)
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To: twister881

She looks like a blow up doll. A REALLY blown up doll.


25 posted on 03/18/2011 8:19:53 AM PDT by 70th Division (I love my country but fear my government!)
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To: going hot

LOL.


26 posted on 03/18/2011 8:19:54 AM PDT by nascarnation
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To: RexBeach

In the .......... hospital?.............


27 posted on 03/18/2011 8:19:57 AM PDT by Red Badger (How can anyone look at the situation in Libya and be for gun control is beyond stupid. It's suicide.)
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To: blasater1960

I think she looks startled, and down right scary!


28 posted on 03/18/2011 8:20:23 AM PDT by kevslisababy
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To: Red Badger

I meant on her body.


29 posted on 03/18/2011 8:21:23 AM PDT by RexBeach
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To: edcoil

A fair question, that!


30 posted on 03/18/2011 8:22:23 AM PDT by RexBeach
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To: twister881

Gives “Sour Grapes” a whole new meaning.


31 posted on 03/18/2011 8:22:33 AM PDT by Safrguns
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To: Red Badger

No, it died from a broken heart!!!


32 posted on 03/18/2011 8:23:04 AM PDT by org.whodat
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To: RexBeach

Well, having had a few tetanus shots in my time, I would have gladly administered it to her and constantly observed her for any adverse reactions..........


33 posted on 03/18/2011 8:25:58 AM PDT by Red Badger (How can anyone look at the situation in Libya and be for gun control is beyond stupid. It's suicide.)
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To: twister881

The part about the snake dieing of silicone poisoning is a joke.

First, the snake’s fangs aren’t long enough to get in that far. Second, if he did get in that far to puncture the implant, the model would have been scheduled for surgery to replace it because leaking silicone is A Bad Thing.

Funny, but contrived story ending. Ha, ha.


34 posted on 03/18/2011 8:26:05 AM PDT by savedbygrace (But God.)
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To: twister881; MotleyGirl70; Cagey; Mr. Brightside; earlJam; Rb ver. 2.0; lesser_satan; Taffini; ...

This one is just way too easy. I refuse to post the obvious Seinfled quote.


35 posted on 03/18/2011 8:27:30 AM PDT by Gamecock (The Jesus of the New Testament, who is the world's Saviour, is its Judge as well. J. I. Packer)
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To: twister881

This also happened to Miss Haversham in Dicken’s classic work, `A Tale of Two Titties.’


36 posted on 03/18/2011 8:28:10 AM PDT by tumblindice
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To: savedbygrace
The part about the snake dieing of silicone poisoning is a joke.

Say, don't "burst our bubble." ;~)

37 posted on 03/18/2011 8:29:21 AM PDT by twister881
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To: twister881

I read a report that says this is not true. It said the woman would have had real problems if the snake had punctured her implant.


38 posted on 03/18/2011 8:29:43 AM PDT by Retired Chemist
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To: Red Badger

Snakes have tits?

Who knew?

Although, I have heard of milking snakes.....


39 posted on 03/18/2011 8:30:13 AM PDT by G Larry
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To: Nonsense Unlimited

“In any event this story is hugh and series.”

Nah! It’s mute, and irrevalunt!


40 posted on 03/18/2011 8:30:49 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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