Who Sucks More? TSA or Michael Moore?

Macho Sauce Productions ^ | 11/22/2010 | AlfonZo Rachel

[Zo - Macho Sauce Productions]

I found myself in a bit of a grouchy mood when Cud Chewer Michael Moore said something to the effect of White America bein’ all mad about a black president.

Really? It was the white vote that got him elected. And if you’re so sure about your statement, then does that mean you (Michael Moore) have a problem with Obama based on his ethnicity?

Is there somethin’ you’re trying to avoid telling us? Looks to me like you’re trying to mitigate your own bigotry by broad brushing everybody with your disposition. That’s right. You’re projecting, you miserable Jack-ass; which makes sense because you’re a socialists and you expect people to share in a miserable existence.

I’m sick of white liberals like Michael Moore who patronize black people and try to stay in their good graces by falsely accusing white people, and then try to further validate it with some bogus display of self effacement.

This joker is a prime example of how white democrats feel that they’re the ones who are tuned in to the black community. They can speak for us. They know us, and where that notion comes from is due to them thinking that they own us.

And the sadder part is, is that too many black people are suckered by this pandering, and shack there shackles like it’s a damn tamborine, singin’ the praises of democrats.

Michael more goes on to say some junk about Obama getting the youth vote and not the vote of the older folks.

You know? It should speak volumes that Obama got the youth vote, and not the vote of the matured. Hello! The matured have had some time to think through some things, live through some things, Learn from some things.

But Michael Moore doesn’t learn, because his backwardness causes him to use his mouth twice as much as his ears. What’s more, Michael Moore hates America. The TSA should be crawlin’ over that wilderbeast like fleas. Michael Moore could smuggle a terrorist on a plane inside that big body of his. He could just spread his butt cheeks and say,  ”get in there Abdul”.

The TSA could give his massive body a nice firm pat down and make the zits On his back go snippty snap like bubble wrap.

But no. This America hater isn’t a suspect. Those of us who enjoy this republic are the suspects. Janet Napolotano, thinks of us as right wing extremist, and dangerous. Obama has referred to us as the enemy.

Now I can understand a pat down. If you want to get into a club you’re most likely gonna get patted down. You don’t want drama to start up in the club, and you definitely don’t want none on a plane. But a pat down is one thing, and we’re steppin’ into the realm of a frisky frisk. The patriot act never demanded that I use my webcam to show national security my junk. Ya hear that Michael Moore? The patriot act never said that you have to bend over in front of your webcam so national security could see if you’re hidin’ Abul in there.
How ‘bout we let the military fully do their job. How about allowing water-boarding if necessary Ms. Behar?. “Why. Don’t you get water-boarded?” She asks. Um, because I’m not involved in a mass murder plot.

If Joy Bahar really disagree’s with water boarding then she wouldn’t even wish it upon people she disagrees with. But the sad part is, is that she is so quick to recommend it for a person she just disagrees with, but is offended that it would be done to a person who would saw a man’s head off.

This is the backwards mentality of the left, and which like I say is on display with the TSA. Why doesn’t our government show the kind of zeal they’re demonstrating with airport security and do that with Border security? The liberal government wants us to learn how to live with terrorism like herpes.

The terrorists are going to find away. Hell it can even get to a point where a big group of ‘em book a flight together, and the night before the flight they load up on some beans; cause at this point farts aren’t considered a potential threat, and a tummy full of flatulence ain’t gonna set off any alarms.

So they can Get on the plane and just start lettin’ em slip at cruising altitude. The passengers will be trapped aboard a cabin filling up with funky vapors and won’t know where it’s coming from because the terrorsts have been well trained to release the farts silently every time. Taking silent but violent to a whole new level, right?

And just when enough farts have been released to trigger the oxygen mask, they’ll activate a discrete detonator and bam:

A Fart-twah at thirty thousand feet.

[Abathar]

Paragraphs are your friends...

[Not A Snowbird]

Must we choose?

[paulycy]

Imagine what the TSA scan would look like. Ugh.

[pallis]

It’s an unfair question. They are both elements in the same leftist, big government septic pool, and digging around in there to figure out which is worse than the other is too disgusting a chore for intelligent people. They both suck.

[digger48]

[OregonTide]

Can I vote for Bwaney Flanks

[I see my hands]

Wear this:

[South40]

A turd is a turd is a turd.

[Morpheus2009]

Michael Moore probably will, especially depending on what he will likely say. Last time I heard, he was about as loyal and biased towards the Democratic Party as one can get. Chances are, he would fully sympathize with the TSA policy, simply based on who is president, but someone can correct me if my assumptions are wrong.

[WayneS]

Who Sucks More? TSA or Michael Moore?

Yes.

[Skeez]

No answer to this is something I’d want to image. TSA sucking,scanning, patting down, ..... Michael Moore. ewww.

[Spok]

It’s hard to compare. The TSA, on one hand, is nothing more than a shapeless thing without a mind, where Michael Moore is a mindless thing without a shape.

[WayneS]

If I said that each one sucks more than the other would it create some kind of an endless loop and cause the site to crash, or something?

Because if not, that would be my final answer — I just don’t want to endanger this web-site.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“Michael, our Special today is Bowel Burger Au Jus. I assume you’ll have your usual double order with Fries?”

[ken5050]

TSA has just adopted the agency’s offical soing..”Pants on the Ground”

[ken5050]

TSA has just adopted the agency’s offical song..”Pants on the Ground”

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“A turd is a turd is a turd.”

See my tagline!

[50mm]

[Little Ray]

Michael Moore.
The TSA goons are just obeying orders. They’d be happier NOT to have do the pat downs, etc.

Michael Moore likes his work and believes his own lies.