[Hacklehead]

Two generations of mental illness working on the third.

[Iron Munro]

Homer and Jethro saw this coming long ago:

I'm My Own Grandpa
(click to hear on YouTube)

Many many years ago
When I was twenty three,
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as could be.

This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her
And soon they two were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
For my daughter was my mother,
Though she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matter,
Even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.

I'm my own Grandpa,
I'm my own Grandpa,
It sounds funny I know,
But it really is so.
I'm my own Grandpa.

My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.

Now father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandchild,
For he was my daughter's son.

My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She's my grandmother too.

I'm my own Grandpa,
I'm my own Grandpa,
It sounds funny I know,
But it really is so.
I'm my own Grandpa.

For if my wife is my grandmother,
Then I'm her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It nearly drives me wild.

For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As husband of my own grandmother,
I'm my own grandpa!

I'm my own Grandpa,
I'm my own Grandpa,
It sounds funny I know,
But it really is so.
I'm my own Grandpa.

[3niner]

...the child, whose name is Darío, will someday know the full truth about his origins.

That'll be a really "special" day for little Dario.

[Senator Goldwater]

Let me get this straight:

The mother was impregnated with her son’s semen?

God must be having a field day with this.

[madprof98]

The family says that they have documented the circumstances of the birth so that the child, whose name is Darío, will someday know the full truth about his origins.

Hopefully they won't tell him right after he's eaten dinner.

[subterfuge]

“Baby-mama, grandmama-babydaddy...” oh crap, I give up!

[ronnyquest]

That's just wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong.

[The Comedian]

Hopefully that mystery missile is heading for this household...

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Wuli]

OMG, just call me old fashioned, but this all seems SOOOOO selfish and narcissistic. My heart and prayers go out to the child, and may God help it to forgive its "parents".

[Wuli]

OMG, just call me old fashioned, but this all seems SOOOOO selfish and narcissistic.

[Wuli]

It reflects an amoral pattern in how western societies now treat so many things regarding new technology, in many areas of life - if technology makes it possible, it must be allowed.

[greatplains]

So disgusting on so many levels one doesn’t know where to start. Ugh.

[metmom]

This is just where libertarianism is leading us.

[goat granny]

its like that old country song, Iam my own grandpa..

[surfer]

This is the first time in my life I actually might have to review my views on abortion...

God have mercy on us all...

The guy’s mother...really...really???

[patriot preacher]

How much sicker must the Western world get before God finally does say, “Okay! That’s it! Your time is up! Games over!” Geez!!

[John Leland 1789]

Will become commonplace in the United States, too, with fiscal conservatism without social conservatism.

See post about Jim DeMint’s comment, loathed by some “fiscal conservatives” here on FR.