Posted on 11/09/2010 11:53:54 AM PST by NYer
psychotic
Two generations of mental illness working on the third.
I'm My Own Grandpa
(click to hear on YouTube)
Many many years ago
When I was twenty three,
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her
And soon they two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
For my daughter was my mother,
Though she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matter,
Even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.
I'm my own Grandpa,
I'm my own Grandpa,
It sounds funny I know,
But it really is so.
I'm my own Grandpa.
My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.
Now father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandchild,
For he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She's my grandmother too.
I'm my own Grandpa,
I'm my own Grandpa,
It sounds funny I know,
But it really is so.
I'm my own Grandpa.
For if my wife is my grandmother,
Then I'm her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It nearly drives me wild.
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As husband of my own grandmother,
I'm my own grandpa!
I'm my own Grandpa,
I'm my own Grandpa,
It sounds funny I know,
But it really is so.
I'm my own Grandpa.
That'll be a really "special" day for little Dario.
Let me get this straight:
The mother was impregnated with her son’s semen?
God must be having a field day with this.
Hopefully they won't tell him right after he's eaten dinner.
“Baby-mama, grandmama-babydaddy...” oh crap, I give up!
the west has gone nuts.
The poor kid will have one messed up life as those kids will who were bought by queers and now living in a queers house.
I am so fed up of these liberals, far left zealots etc destroying society.
notice how the church was attacked because they had Priests touching boys and yet not one word that it is also a homosexual problem?
A man touches a boy is a homosexual but that little dirty fact will never be told off this corrupt media.
She has some issues too.

lol! clever.
lol! clever.
So "No", you did not get it straight. It's even kinkier than you imagined ...
Spare the kid ... not his fault that all three of his parents are card-carrying weirdos.
On the contrary ... you have identified the two motives behind this act. It is not about the child but about the man who wants a child at any cost. Michael Jackson fell into the same pit.
It reflects an amoral pattern in how western societies now treat so many things regarding new technology, in many areas of life - if technology makes it possible, it must be allowed.
So disgusting on so many levels one doesn’t know where to start. Ugh.
‘O tempora o mores’
Catiline was a hero of morality compared to this bunch.
Thanks for clarifying that.
I thought an Ovum was one of these hybrid cars that the in which liberals slink around.
I like to have bacon and a fried ovum for breakfast ...
;’}
This is just where libertarianism is leading us.
its like that old country song, Iam my own grandpa..
News like this makes me think that some sort of monumental destruction is inevitable.
BTW - that photo of those two fat guys - IIRC they are both originally women who had sex change operations to make them “men” but one at least kept the organs for baby making. I read it somewhere else and was going to post it here but was too revolted and my mind made me forget about it.
The homosexual (excuse me, gay) movement is about the systematic destruction of ALL forms of sexual morality. They want to tear it all down. When they are done with us, ancient Rome will look like a Sunday school picnic by comparison.
Today it is all about every attention grabbing weirdo and not about the children.
“Who are you to judge?”
“Who are you to impose your religious morality on others who feel or believe differently?”
“You just want to force others to behave the way you want them to and deny them their freedom”.
Exactly.
Remove the Christian moral template from society and this is what you get—at total freefall.
Exactly. And in quite a few places kindergartners are already taught that "gay is good".
This is the first time in my life I actually might have to review my views on abortion...
God have mercy on us all...
The guy’s mother...really...really???
Ironic thing is, while the libertarians scream those things when conservatives want a moral land and society, the EXACT same thing could be asked of them.
They want THEIR brand of morality imposed on everyone else.
It’s not a matter of morals or no morals, but WHOSE morals.
How much sicker must the Western world get before God finally does say, “Okay! That’s it! Your time is up! Games over!” Geez!!
I think not a month goes by without some news item about a female who volunteers her womb to carry an in-vitro embryo for a family member. Most times it’s not even worth a news story because it’s a fairly routine medical procedure by now. It’s even been a more then a decade since “Friends” did an arc of shows where Phoebe carried her brother and his girlfriend’s children.
Other then now we see modern medicine has reached Mexico, so what?
>>> This is incest.
That is ignorant. There was no family to family sexual contact whatsoever. The ovum was from a third party.
Will become commonplace in the United States, too, with fiscal conservatism without social conservatism.
See post about Jim DeMint’s comment, loathed by some “fiscal conservatives” here on FR.
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