Joy Behar Trashes Christine O'Donnell: 'A Witch Who Doesn't Masturbate'

Newsbusters ^ | September 20, 2010 | Matt Hadro

[DGHoodini]

Whereas Behar, the genetic piece of perverted trash pig that she is...rides her “broomstick” several times a day.. Like many of her junkie/drunkie baby murdering lesbo Demboslut and DemboHag guests do as well.

[Old Teufel Hunden]

"I always though that “Mother” was kinda hot."

Perhaps we can go with Aunt Clara then...



But I still say you need a stronger eyeglass perscription..

[1010RD]

If FReepers would stop posting stories on this show it would go off the air all the faster.

[mrsmel]

Considering that Al Franken is a ‘rat, rheynreally have no room to talk.

[FES0844]

Vile would be a better name for her!

[This I Wonder32460]

“Joy” is the most inappropriateley named woman I have ever seen.

This morning I was thinking the world needs more joy (small j) and then Joy B. came to mind and I thought exactly what you wrote here. The world needs more joy but less Joy B.

[Jaidyn]

Well, Joy Behar is an expert on masturbation.

For Joy, it's either that, or go without. Period!

[DemforBush]

Joy Behar really is the new Maude Finley...

[commish]

Commish trashs Joy Behar: a B*TCH who makes men never want to masturbate again.

[reagan_fanatic]

[Eagle of Liberty]

From wiki

Behar, an Italian-American,[4] was born Josephina Victoria Occhiuto in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, New York on October 7, 1942. Her family originates from Calabria.[5] Her mother, Rose (née Carbone), was a seamstress, and her father, Gino Occhiuto, was a truck driver for Coca-Cola.[6][7] She married Joe Behar in January 1965; they divorced in 1981. They have one daughter, Eve (b. 1970).[8] Joy Behar and her partner, Steve Janowitz, whom she refers to as her "spousal equivalent," have been together since the mid-1980s. On March 17, 2009, Behar announced in an interview with Barbara Walters that she might eventually marry Steve.[1] Behar called off the engagement three months later[9] because she wanted people to stop talking about it.

Behar holds a Bachelor of Arts degree in sociology from Queens College (class of 1964), and a Master of Arts degree in English education from the State University of New York at Stony Brook (class of 1966). She taught English in the late 1960s and early 1970s at Lindenhurst High School on Long Island, New York, during the same time that Pat Benatar was a student there; however, they did not meet until years later. Behar was raised Catholic but considers herself Agnostic.[10] She resides in Manhattan.

Maybe we can dig up dirt on Joy's DIVORCE or the fact that she is Agnostic.

[silverleaf]

Oh Rubbish, Joyless. Your words have no power in the kingdom of Delaware.

Begone before someone drops a house on you!

[Paladin2]

Barry Sotero went to a Christian church on Sunday.

Imam Hussein went to "church" to hear an Islamic speaker preach about some pro-"Palistine" plan.

[ScottinVA]

Barry Sotero went to a Christian church on Sunday. Isn’t that even worse to democrats?!?

Oh, I'm sure he's hosed himself off by now. Isn't that what muzzies do to "cleanse" themselves?

[Farmer Dean]

Washing machine?I was thinking cement mixer.

[Eagle of Liberty]

From a book written about Behar called Joy Shtick:

All along, Joy dreamed of being a stand-up comedian. At any party, she would hold center stage with her one-liners. "Joy, why don't you just do it for a living?" friends would ask. But being a professional comedian seemed an impossible-no, a ridiculous-goal who had made it out of the boroughs to a nice house on Long Island, who was supposed to have left all the Brooklyn rage behind her. "When I got married, I said to my therapist, 'I want to do something creative.' He said, 'Why don't you have a baby.' I hope he's dead now."

[MIchaelTArchangel]

If you created a photo lineup with the pictures of:
(a) Joy Behar
(b) Barbara Mikulski
(c) Hillary Clinton
(d) Christine O’Donnell
(e) Marsha (er, uhm, make that Martha) Croak-me (er, uhm, make that Coakley
(e) Helen Thomas
(f) Janet Reno
and asked the average person to pick out the witch, what do you suppose the correct answer would be?

Okay, I will admit this is a trick question. There is no witch. O’Donnell as a teenager dabbled in black magic but has since realized the error of her ways. The other five people on the list are only 4/5ths of a witch as they say in Boston because the five-letter word that describes them contains four letters in the right positions.

[bray]

Shouldn’t there be a rule that comedians should be funny? Her parent really misnamed her.

Pray for America

[skepsel]

A tosser.

[Eagle of Liberty]

Joy Shtick

There is more interesting stuff in that book.