Surrey woman charged after dog kills pet in Tatsfield

BBC ^ | August 25, 2010

[Ptarmigan]

A woman has been charged under the Dangerous Dogs Act after a dog killed a pet rabbit in Surrey.

[Ptarmigan]

Free the woman and her dog and give them a medal for killing a filthy ptarmigan oppressing rabbit and saving humanity from them savage beasts.

[yarddog]

Well catching and killing rabbits is sort of what dogs do.

[cripplecreek]

My "dangerous" dog showed my young niece how the law of the jungle works the other day when he killed a dove out in the yard.

[Ptarmigan]

Rabbits are filthy ptarmigan oppressing beasts. Them floppy eared freaks. They will enslave humans, like they tried with the ptarmigans, which they resisted and ended up being killed in the Great Ptarmigan/Rabbit War.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

You were shown this movie at a very young age weren't you.

[Ptarmigan]

And I got bitten by a bunny when I was a kid and also Bugs Bunny, Energizer Bunny, and all these rabbits drove me to hate these barbarians.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

When it comes to the Energizer Bunny I can agree with you.

[Battle Axe]

I recall Jimmy Carter had an incident like yours.

[Cicero]