KFC face halal Muslim boycott threat

News of the World ^ | April 11, 2010 | Daniel Jones

[myknowledge]

FINGS are not lickin' good for KFC in their bid to sell fried chicken to Islamic customers.

They're now being threatened with a boycott by both Muslims AND non-Muslims.

Britain's second biggest fast food chain hoped to woo the Islamic market by opening 86 trial outlets selling halal-only meat - that's from animals slaughtered under strict religious guidelines.

But KFC's target diners insist the chickens are not being killed in the right way and say they will stay away.

[myknowledge]

Colonel Sanders is kindly promoting his trademark Kentucky Fried Chicken to Muzzie customers...

...but Muzzies and their non-Muzzie sympathizers wanna boycott KFC!?

I don't care if KFC's chicken is halal or not. Just make sure the chicken is not halal at all.

[rdl6989]

Cook it in bacon fat with a side of pork and beans.

[myknowledge]

Good idea!

[mlocher]

And the fact the prayer is played over a speaker means each bird it not blessed individually as it is killed.

I suggest they get iPODs with head sets for the chickens and then each chicken can hear an individual, personalized prayer.

[gov_bean_ counter]

So just what is the proper technique for choking a chicken???

[StopObama2012]

To qualify as Halal, chickens must be slaughtered by loading them onto an airplane, then when the airplane reaches 30,000 feet, detonating a bomb aboard the airplane.

[StopObama2012]

Humans should refuse to visit KFC until they stop catering to moslem koranimals.

[Bazooka]

“And the fact the prayer is played over a speaker means each bird it not blessed individually as it is killed.”

I wonder if they play a prayer over a loudspeaker as they slaughter each other.

[Bazooka]

“And the fact the prayer is played over a speaker means each bird it not blessed individually as it is killed.”

I wonder if they play a prayer over a loudspeaker as they slaughter each other.

[GregoTX]

"So just what is the proper technique for choking a chicken???"

[StopObama2012]

Perhaps Omoslem can hover above each chicken on his magic carpet, then send a suicide bomber to kill it.

That qualifies as halal.

[rdl6989]

[garyhope]

Personally, I don’t care if all the Islamofascists in the world starve to death tomorrow. I don’t care if they eat at all. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

[BigCinBigD]

This is why I eat at Churches...

[MississippiMan]

I was in Turkey recently and KFC was doing a brisk business there. I don’t remember seeing anything about special processes.

MM

[Huntress]

It’s too bad South Park just did an episode about KFC. This would have been good material in the hands of Matt and Trey.

[shibumi]

"So just what is the proper technique for choking a chicken???"

Ask the staff at Stroud's Restaurant in Kansas City.

[shibumi]

[myknowledge]

Yes, let them be deprived of the joys of fast food.

[ledzep]

Personally, I don’t care if all the Islamofascists in the world starve to death tomorrow. I don’t care if they eat at all. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

That's a wonderful thing to say about one billion people.