Dear Texas: Please shut up. Sincerely, History (Morford Alert)

SFGate ^ | Wednesday, March 17, 2010 | Mark Morford

[stevie_d_64]

Hey, kids! Here's something I bet you didn't know: Black people? Back in 1800 or whenever? They liked being slaves. True! Many savvy, industrious Negroes actually volunteered for that fine, desirable position. It was a completely balanced, fair, hugely successful system, until those damn liberals came along and ruined everything. I know, right? What a shame.

Do you know what else? America was wholly victorious in Vietnam. It's a fact! Kicked some serious enemy butt! Mission accomplished! Sure it was a little bumpy for awhile, but President Nixon, that great and wronged American hero, put us on the righteous path in the end, wrapped that sucker up beautifully and made America the noble Superman to the world. Hey, it's the truth! You can look it up in your history textbook!

Even more good, newly historic news: Despite what you may have heard from the liberal media, America has very much won its recent, God-sanctioned wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Angry Allah loses again! Just look at this handy diagram on page 281, Figure 4-9. See those little dark-skinned bodies stacked up neatly beside that minaret? Right next to that completely unstaged photo of the toppled Saddam statue? Look how many there are! Graphs never lie.

Did you know, back in the frontier days, that Native Americans welcomed the white man with open arms? Absolutely true. Those poor, sunburned people were so beaten down and exploited by their oppressive dictator "chiefs," they were forced to believe in all sorts of disgusting pagan sun gods and had to eat, like, rocks and snakes and stuff.

[Lancey Howard]

It’s actually healthy to post the silly rants of scowling, bitter, San Fransicko sodomites.
Reading them makes normal people feel good, and helps us appreciate our situations in life.
We could have been like Morford.

FRegards,
LH

[SatinDoll]

I haven’t read the linked article, but I do take exception to the ‘no overpopulation problem’ statement.

There are some places in our nation where there exists too much density in population. Southern California is one. I know they’re considering constructing sea water desalination facilities to provide enough potable water for the teeming millions who live there and keeping streaming into that area. That semi-desert region does not have the water resources to handle millions upon millions of human beings.

I believe some parts of Florida are in the same situation.

Not everyone would be willing to move to North Dakota.

[SES1066]

I mean he concedes California is broke, but never questions why.

Oh, come on, it is obvious - Texas has oil and California has CAPPED oil, Texas has a viable state Legislature and California has a calcified legislative process. Texas has no state income tax and California has a GREAT BIG state income tax. Texas has a business-friendly attitude and California has a business-ugly attitude.

By the way, San Francisco; when the 'Big One' hits, I will be remembering all of your current sins- 'lotsa luck, Chuck'!

[HiTech RedNeck]

It would teem less if not for the undocumented immigrants....

[Hardraade]

Black people? Back in 1800 or whenever? They liked being slaves.

Mark, you're wearing your dress over your eyes again. Of course they didn't like it, being sold into slavery by muslim africans.

Not that they learned anything from the experience; now they all seem to be Farrakhansters or or stuck in the muslim-in-chief's butt, while he goes serenading the muslim nation for the "great services" it has rendered America. Right. Preparing the ground for the whole slavery debacle was "great service"??

[Vanders9]

Its obvious to you, me and anyone with an ounce of common sense! Mr Moford is very smart, and he is living with the situation on a daily basis, but as the old adage goes "there is none so blind as those that WON'T see."

To him the decline of California is due to Texas rednecks, "big business", the failure of Capitalism, and the GOP. It is, in fact, anyone and everyone's fault but the ultra-liberal elite and the rights-over-responsibilities/there-is-a-free-lunch agenda that they push.

[SatinDoll]

LOL! I won’t call them ‘immigrants’ - they’re illegal aliens. To my thinking, true immigrants come here legally with the intention of becoming U.S. citizens.

[Scotsman will be Free]

Speaking of brainwashing, this fellow has it bad.

[W. W. SMITH]

A mind that deranged belongs in a padded cell under heavy meds.

[autumnraine]

LOL!! Takes a special kind of person doesn’t it?

[Non-Sequitur]

Someone said on another thread that under the education guidelines just passed, if a textbook has a quote from Abraham Lincoln then it has to have the same number of quotes from Jefferson Davis. Don’t know how accurate that is but it’s rather ridiculous if it is.

[The Comedian]

And the SS Screaming Faggot steams sub-majestically out of SF harbor under her own feeble power...

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Hardastarboard]

America was wholly victorious in Vietnam.

No, we lost Vietnam, because of liberal traitors like Mark Morford. The fact is, we kicked the living $h!t out of the Viet Cong, to the point that they nearly ceased to exist. We could have easily beaten the NVA into greasy powder, but again, the fifth columnists at home undermined the war effort. That, and we had one of the most inept C in C's ever in LBJ. Even after we left, Vietnam might have stayed a free country IF the Democrats hadn't cut off funding to their military.

Democrats ARE the reason Vietnam was lost. Democrats, Mr. Morford. Read a REAL history book once in a while. You might learn some facts, instead of neo-Marxist talking points.

[freekitty]

I think you had better read the article.

[aruanan]

Even after we left, Vietnam might have stayed a free country IF the Democrats hadn't cut off funding to their military.

I know a family from South Vietnam who had fled there from North Vietnam when the father was a boy. He told me that things started to turn to crap the day the U.S. left South Vietnam. He and his family are here now, extremely productive citizens of the United States, and no friends of Democrats.

[aruanan]

Even after we left, Vietnam might have stayed a free country IF the Democrats hadn't cut off funding to their military.

I know a family from South Vietnam who had fled there from North Vietnam when the father was a boy. He told me that things started to turn to crap the day the U.S. left South Vietnam. He and his family are here now, extremely productive citizens of the United States, and no friends of Democrats.

[erman]

[driftless2]

Morefraud puts the idea of everyone having the right to vent their opinions to the ultimate test. I’d say Morefruad belongs in those groups of “Americans” I would sincerely like to see leave this country. He is at the opposite end of what America stands for. If you drew up a list of what decent American consisted of, Morefraud’s characteristics would not be on the list. He is a legitimately awful person.

[Feckless]

No, you lying Douche Bag, we don't celebrate Slavery in Texas. We also don't put Ceasar Chavez above Thomas Jefferson. We don't applaud the thousnads of Mexicans over the Alamo defenders. We don't celebrate Che or Mao over Patton and Reagan.

So, my little San Franciscan fagboy, unbunch your pink panties and buy your own textbooks if you want to. Oh, you can't afford to pay for the lies you want presented as History? Ain't that a shame......

[SatinDoll]

I read the article. So, what’s your complaint?

I’m just pointing out there is finite population-carrying capacity for every geographical location. Beyond that capacity the water, sanitation, and air quality suffer.