Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
Posted on 03/17/2010 12:41:52 AM PDT by stevie_d_64
Hey, kids! Here's something I bet you didn't know: Black people? Back in 1800 or whenever? They liked being slaves. True! Many savvy, industrious Negroes actually volunteered for that fine, desirable position. It was a completely balanced, fair, hugely successful system, until those damn liberals came along and ruined everything. I know, right? What a shame.
Do you know what else? America was wholly victorious in Vietnam. It's a fact! Kicked some serious enemy butt! Mission accomplished! Sure it was a little bumpy for awhile, but President Nixon, that great and wronged American hero, put us on the righteous path in the end, wrapped that sucker up beautifully and made America the noble Superman to the world. Hey, it's the truth! You can look it up in your history textbook!
Even more good, newly historic news: Despite what you may have heard from the liberal media, America has very much won its recent, God-sanctioned wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Angry Allah loses again! Just look at this handy diagram on page 281, Figure 4-9. See those little dark-skinned bodies stacked up neatly beside that minaret? Right next to that completely unstaged photo of the toppled Saddam statue? Look how many there are! Graphs never lie.
Did you know, back in the frontier days, that Native Americans welcomed the white man with open arms? Absolutely true. Those poor, sunburned people were so beaten down and exploited by their oppressive dictator "chiefs," they were forced to believe in all sorts of disgusting pagan sun gods and had to eat, like, rocks and snakes and stuff.
(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...
Oops, I forgot the “barf” alert...
But I have a note from my mother excusing my oversight...I’ve been a little sick over the last few weeks...
But I’m back!
/crutch ;-)
A bunch of sarcasm with no apparent point
WTF is this?
Oh, it’s San Fransisco, never mind.
Reviled Sam Frankdickso,
Please burn down again!
Sincerely,
Human Race
Wow. I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen someone pick a fight with a straw man and lose.
This man obviously prefers Howard Zinn’s version of history; that is history completely with out foot notes or real history.
This is about overpopulation. I have never seen a rebuttal before. It’s about time.
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/features/view/feature/There-Is-No-Overpopulation-Problem-903
People from San Fransisco who are this bitter and unpleasant used to die quickly from AIDS. it sounds like this guy's cocktail is keeping him alive, but doing nothing to sweeten his disposition.
LOL, I briefly took the bait!
Morford. Barely worth reaching for the handle to flush that turd.
See ya!
What party were those liberals who freed those Negroes again?
If only the good navy man Carl Vinson was around to get it right.
Well I tried...;-)
Well they have this really big ship named after him (to remind some people)...That will be around for many years, even after I’m planted and pushing daisies...
Mark Morlock is still being paid to write?
Something is wrong there (upstairs in the head).
That would be like posting a thread on FR and having the tag-line: Send email because I never read the replies to a thread I posted.
These Leftist people have their own rules that makes sense to them, regardless at how demented it makes them look to normal people.
Someone should put that in a schoolbook.
Not to worry, if Mark Morford wrote it, the Barf Alert sort of goes without saying.
The kids know that the new texts are BS..
Perhaps if they got the kind of books I got(way back when) they might take more intrest.
What a loon that is all i need to say.
Yes, I noticed how he bewailed the fact that California could not “counter” the Texas board because they no longer had the purchasing power, and yet never questioned WHY they no longer have that purchasing power! I mean he concedes California is broke, but never questions why. Texas, for all his sarcasm about revisionist history, isnt broke. Maybe, just maybe, they know something that the smart liberal elites of SF don’t...
It’s actually healthy to post the silly rants of scowling, bitter, San Fransicko sodomites.
Reading them makes normal people feel good, and helps us appreciate our situations in life.
We could have been like Morford.
FRegards,
LH
I haven’t read the linked article, but I do take exception to the ‘no overpopulation problem’ statement.
There are some places in our nation where there exists too much density in population. Southern California is one. I know they’re considering constructing sea water desalination facilities to provide enough potable water for the teeming millions who live there and keeping streaming into that area. That semi-desert region does not have the water resources to handle millions upon millions of human beings.
I believe some parts of Florida are in the same situation.
Not everyone would be willing to move to North Dakota.
Oh, come on, it is obvious - Texas has oil and California has CAPPED oil, Texas has a viable state Legislature and California has a calcified legislative process. Texas has no state income tax and California has a GREAT BIG state income tax. Texas has a business-friendly attitude and California has a business-ugly attitude.
By the way, San Francisco; when the 'Big One' hits, I will be remembering all of your current sins- 'lotsa luck, Chuck'!
It would teem less if not for the undocumented immigrants....
Mark, you're wearing your dress over your eyes again. Of course they didn't like it, being sold into slavery by muslim africans.
Not that they learned anything from the experience; now they all seem to be Farrakhansters or or stuck in the muslim-in-chief's butt, while he goes serenading the muslim nation for the "great services" it has rendered America. Right. Preparing the ground for the whole slavery debacle was "great service"??
To him the decline of California is due to Texas rednecks, "big business", the failure of Capitalism, and the GOP. It is, in fact, anyone and everyone's fault but the ultra-liberal elite and the rights-over-responsibilities/there-is-a-free-lunch agenda that they push.
LOL! I won’t call them ‘immigrants’ - they’re illegal aliens. To my thinking, true immigrants come here legally with the intention of becoming U.S. citizens.
Speaking of brainwashing, this fellow has it bad.
A mind that deranged belongs in a padded cell under heavy meds.
LOL!! Takes a special kind of person doesn’t it?
Someone said on another thread that under the education guidelines just passed, if a textbook has a quote from Abraham Lincoln then it has to have the same number of quotes from Jefferson Davis. Don’t know how accurate that is but it’s rather ridiculous if it is.
No, we lost Vietnam, because of liberal traitors like Mark Morford. The fact is, we kicked the living $h!t out of the Viet Cong, to the point that they nearly ceased to exist. We could have easily beaten the NVA into greasy powder, but again, the fifth columnists at home undermined the war effort. That, and we had one of the most inept C in C's ever in LBJ. Even after we left, Vietnam might have stayed a free country IF the Democrats hadn't cut off funding to their military.
Democrats ARE the reason Vietnam was lost. Democrats, Mr. Morford. Read a REAL history book once in a while. You might learn some facts, instead of neo-Marxist talking points.
I think you had better read the article.
Morefraud puts the idea of everyone having the right to vent their opinions to the ultimate test. I’d say Morefruad belongs in those groups of “Americans” I would sincerely like to see leave this country. He is at the opposite end of what America stands for. If you drew up a list of what decent American consisted of, Morefraud’s characteristics would not be on the list. He is a legitimately awful person.
So, my little San Franciscan fagboy, unbunch your pink panties and buy your own textbooks if you want to. Oh, you can't afford to pay for the lies you want presented as History? Ain't that a shame......
I read the article. So, what’s your complaint?
I’m just pointing out there is finite population-carrying capacity for every geographical location. Beyond that capacity the water, sanitation, and air quality suffer.
Oh, it’s San Fransisco, never mind.
I am reminded of an excerpt of a 1907 letter from Ambrose Bierce that I once read:
But I'd never set foot in San Francisco. Of all the Sodoms and Gomorrahs in our modern world it is the worst. There are not ten righteous (and courageous) men there. It needs another quake, another whiff of fire, and — more than all else — a steady tradewind of grapeshot....That moral penal colony of the world.
Morfords a funny faggot, he’s off his stride here, he usually makes some reference to anal sex in the first couple of paragraphs he writes.
Though he does make mention of “dark-skinned” bodies in his third paragraph.
MM sets up straw men then knocks them down.
Rachel Maddows gay brother if you will.
Someone telling me when I am going to die.
Dear Markie,
Please shut up.
Sincerely,
Reality
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