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FHP: Driver lacked razor-sharp focus ~ shaving her bikini area while driving
Key West Citizen & Bait Wrapper ^ | ADAM LINHARDT Citizen Staff

Posted on 03/05/2010 5:38:06 AM PST by Elle Bee

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To: indylindy

Agreed. THis seems like a crazy metaphorical story to illustrate the breakdown of our culture.

But it made me laugh at the sheer nuttiness of it all.

I mean,,really!


21 posted on 03/05/2010 5:50:02 AM PST by cajungirl
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To: Elle Bee

WAIT, WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

Forget the accident and the driving shaving.

Her EX husband was helping her tidy up for her boyfriend? What, is he pimpin her out?

(But I do give her credit for trying to make herself presentable)


22 posted on 03/05/2010 5:50:20 AM PST by envisio
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To: Elle Bee

I’ve been to the Keys enough times to know this story is true.

LOL

Florida Keys are the most kick-ass part of the U.S., hands down.


23 posted on 03/05/2010 5:51:39 AM PST by Daisyjane69 (Michael Reagan: "Welcome back, Dad, even if you're wearing a dress and bearing children this time)
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To: Elle Bee

nice little lighted mirror in the flap above the dashboard ... bottoms up?


24 posted on 03/05/2010 5:51:51 AM PST by silverleaf ("Congress is America's only native criminal class."- Mark Twain)
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To: Elle Bee

TTIWWP


25 posted on 03/05/2010 5:52:34 AM PST by Travis McGee (---www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com---)
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To: Elle Bee

Most likely guilty

26 posted on 03/05/2010 5:54:11 AM PST by from occupied ga (Your most dangerous enemy is your own government,)
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To: from occupied ga

Man!

Man

Man?


27 posted on 03/05/2010 5:55:50 AM PST by listenhillary (the only reason government wants to be our provider is so it may become our master)
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To: nevergore; pissant; al baby

Of COURSE I’d hit it.


28 posted on 03/05/2010 5:57:22 AM PST by Lazamataz (Seriously. The only way Obama can possibly pull this out is to declare Martial Law before November.)
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To: silverleaf

My thoughts exactly...


29 posted on 03/05/2010 5:58:19 AM PST by RobRoy (The US today: Revelation 18:4)
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bookmark this. ...


30 posted on 03/05/2010 5:59:38 AM PST by Lurking in Kansas (Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down their level, then beat you with experience.)
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To: Travis McGee
I'm trying not to make any jokes about putting your lipstick on in the rear view mirror

..... trying

.

31 posted on 03/05/2010 5:59:42 AM PST by Elle Bee
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To: from occupied ga

posting her photo was unnecessary .. there goes my lunch...


32 posted on 03/05/2010 6:00:22 AM PST by Lurking in Kansas (Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down their level, then beat you with experience.)
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To: cajungirl

Yeah, I have to agree. I thought it was bad when I saw a woman almost hit a telephone pole while putting on her mascara. And there was some boxer and some woman some years back that were uhm, never mind. LOL


33 posted on 03/05/2010 6:01:08 AM PST by dforest
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To: Lurking in Kansas

While riding the the passenger seat of a large pickup on the Wash beltway in VA, I happened to look down and saw a woman doing the exact same thing. Unlike the picture here that one was a real hottie. I told the driver I would keep him informed of the progress if he’d stay alongside to let me watch. The spoilsport pulled away. :-)


34 posted on 03/05/2010 6:03:55 AM PST by from occupied ga (Your most dangerous enemy is your own government,)
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To: Elle Bee

OMG!


35 posted on 03/05/2010 6:05:49 AM PST by Travis McGee (---www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com---)
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To: Elle Bee

Okay, lemme get this straight.

37 yo woman with her ex, driving on a suspended license/DUI conviction, to meet her “boyfriend,” while shaving herself and crashes the car-—and there were no drugs involved?!!


36 posted on 03/05/2010 6:06:01 AM PST by subterfuge (BUILD MORE NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS NOW!!!)
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To: indylindy

That were what? We made it this far down the thread, we can handle it.


37 posted on 03/05/2010 6:06:35 AM PST by coloradan (The US has become a banana republic, except without the bananas - or the republic.)
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To: silverleaf

With her looks I see why the ex-husband was trying to get rid of her.


38 posted on 03/05/2010 6:06:59 AM PST by caver (Obama: Home of the Whopper)
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To: Elle Bee

I’m really starting to believe this stuff only happens in the Keys.”

Not hardly. The level of stupid has risen dramaticly in the last several years.....its just accelerating now.


39 posted on 03/05/2010 6:07:06 AM PST by Adder (Proudly ignoring Zero since 1-20-09! WTFU!)
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To: Elle Bee
Oh no!! Not another distracted driver!!

Driver 'distracted' by woman crashes into Idaho home

40 posted on 03/05/2010 6:09:25 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Hey zero, It is NOT Bush's fault anymore.)
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