Do it in Dubai!
- What happens here, stays here!
NOT! As long as you don't have unmarried sex on a public beach, indulge in witchcraft, get falling down drunk in public, wear shorts during Ramadan, or murder a high profile Hamas leader AND leave his body in the 5 star hotel room . . . CSI Dubai will leave you alone. This might have gone unnoticed if they had just dumped his body in the desert.