The Joke's on Patches (Patrick Kennedy)

The American Thinker ^ | February 05, 2010 | Clarice Feldman

[Liz]

.........the remaining Kennedy clan (including the present governor of California) will quietly get into the family Olds and ride away into the sunset.........

"Ach der lieber. Dat sobanagun Pahtvick. Duz he knowh he'z puttin a
Kennedee in dainjah? Ai getda nasheenul simpatty ven anudder Kennedee
gohz kaputz..... ifn Mariah valls offa dah skee livt adt ouhr Suhn Fhalley plahce."

" Ai gotda vunny veeling dah Reepublucan Potty tinks RINOS are
pure crapola. Chonny, undt Wooty undt ai ghonna ghet jops ass
Val-Mart greetahs, Home Depot paint mixahs, McD's ketchop pumpahs,
undt vaitahs at Ved Lopstah, ven ai loosses mai jop ass govnah."

[Liz]

“Patrick, have you ever noticed that you don’t really look like the Kennedys?”

"If I only had a brain."

[kalee]

That whole clan had better hope the trust funds hold out because they would have a tough time if they ever had to survive in the real world.