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'Tree surfer' slams into parked car, injures head
Sacramento Bee ^ | 12-29-09 | AP

Posted on 12/29/2009 11:57:36 AM PST by steveo

SAN CLEMENTE, Calif. -- Orange County sheriff's deputies say a man riding a Christmas tree being dragged behind an SUV slammed into a parked car and was hospitalized with head injuries.

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KEYWORDS: darwinaward; stoopid
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This kid got a stocking full of stupid for Christmas.
1 posted on 12/29/2009 11:57:37 AM PST by steveo
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To: steveo

FAIL


2 posted on 12/29/2009 11:58:25 AM PST by rabscuttle385 (Purge the RINOs! * http://restoretheconstitution.ning.com/)
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To: steveo

Should have asked Santa for a helmet..with a side of brains.


3 posted on 12/29/2009 11:59:37 AM PST by AirForceMom (Merry Christmas!!)
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To: steveo

Are they sure he did not have the head injury before tree surfing?


4 posted on 12/29/2009 11:59:49 AM PST by scottteng (IMPEACH OBAMA I am Jim Thompson)
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To: steveo

Darwin Award Winner for 2009


5 posted on 12/29/2009 12:00:40 PM PST by the long march
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To: steveo

[cue “Miserlou” by Dick Dale]


6 posted on 12/29/2009 12:01:26 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: steveo

Hold My Beer and Watch THIS!!!!


7 posted on 12/29/2009 12:02:15 PM PST by YOMO
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To: steveo
Alcohol involved? Naw.
8 posted on 12/29/2009 12:02:22 PM PST by Nuc1 (NUC1 Sub pusher SSN 668 (Liberals Aren't Patriots))
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To: steveo

Hold My Beer and Watch THIS!!!!


9 posted on 12/29/2009 12:02:22 PM PST by YOMO
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To: YOMO

I’m thinking more “Hold muh Egg Nog...”


10 posted on 12/29/2009 12:03:13 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: steveo
This kid got a stocking full of stupid for Christmas.


11 posted on 12/29/2009 12:05:06 PM PST by Godzilla (3-7-77)
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To: steveo

What will Pelosi do now without her chief of staff?


12 posted on 12/29/2009 12:06:28 PM PST by pabianice
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To: steveo

Darwin:
Next time wear a helmet. I would do this in a clear parking lot for the fun.


13 posted on 12/29/2009 12:09:05 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: the long march

Beat me.


14 posted on 12/29/2009 12:09:32 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: Vendome

Great minds think alike


15 posted on 12/29/2009 12:11:05 PM PST by the long march
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“Next time wear a helmet.”

Helmets are for pussies!


16 posted on 12/29/2009 12:11:31 PM PST by dalereed
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To: steveo
Good thing he landed on his head or he might have gotten hurt.
17 posted on 12/29/2009 12:11:43 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (Islam is a religion of peace, and Muslims reserve the right to kill anyone who says otherwise.)
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To: AirForceMom

I believe in freedom of choice when it comes to helmets... my recommendation to this idiot would be to start with a small sapling and then move up to shrubbery before getting on a Christmas Tree.


18 posted on 12/29/2009 12:14:06 PM PST by maddog55 (Hold out baits to entice the enemy. Feign disorder, and crush him.)
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To: steveo
what a numbskull!

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(rimshot)

19 posted on 12/29/2009 12:16:15 PM PST by sofaman (Obama, "If you have to release bad news to the public, it would help if you are not ugly.")
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I can’t help but wonder if perhaps his head injuries occurred BEFORE he rode “a Christmas tree being dragged behind an SUV” into a parked car.


20 posted on 12/29/2009 12:17:07 PM PST by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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