Suspicious package found at Sen. Baucus' office

AP Google ^ | Dec 16, 2009

[rdl6989]

WASHINGTON — The U.S. Capitol Police are investigating a suspicious package with a powdery substance that was found at the office of Sen. Max Baucus.

The Montana Democrat is chairman of the Finance Committee and a leader in the Senate's health care debate.

Police spokeswoman Kimberly Schneider said there were no reports of illness. Schneider said the substance is being tested.

An Associated Press photographer at the scene, in the Hart Senate Office Building, heard officers say there was a threatening note with the package. Schneider would not confirm there was a note.

[US Navy Vet]

A copy of the US Constitution???!!!

[Joe Boucher]

Good,
I hope thes dems are getting nervous.

[OldDeckHand]

Given Baucus’s behavior the last several months - mistresses and all - there’s a decent chance that it’s just his crabs medication.

[a fool in paradise]

Mayor Marion Barry took a powder once. On camera.

[In Maryland]

Barney Frank’s coke delivery misadressed?

[Gator113]

Good one! ;>)

[Sequoyah101]

A brain. Thought it was his but not shriveled or small enough.

[NormsRevenge]

maybe it’s his babe’s xmas lingerie gift... is it in a brown wrapper?

[misharu]

A copy of the US Constitution???!!!

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!

[nagdt]

Fairy Dust

[dfwgator]

A copy of the US Constitution???!!!

Well played, sir.

[SERE_DOC]

Hey Shipmate, it was that and Ethic’s for Dummy’s crib notes

[the long march]

Face powder from his mistress????

[Labyrinthos]

Al Gore stopped by a for a visit?

[IbJensen]

Not to worry....it was his teeth.

[SlowBoat407]

Obama’s just making sure everyone’s on board.

[llevrok]

The last time Baucus had any thing to do with a suspicious package, his wife dumped him.

But I digress.....

[ZX12R]

I’m trying real hard to work Tiger Woods into this thread, but I can’t come up with anything.

[RicocheT]

Probably a flower order (and the little freshness pack) for the flowers he ordered for his taxpayer funded girlfriend that went to the office address instead of to her address.

[rdl6989]

Lmao!

[Red Badger]

I though algore was in copenhagen?.............

[MadelineZapeezda]

John Edwards lost compact?

[WayneS]

Mr. Baucus left his “special medicine” lying around the office again, eh?

[WayneS]

Excellent! Well done.

[pointsal]

mistresses.....multiple individuals? Wow, missed that story.

[OldDeckHand]

"mistresses.....multiple individuals? Wow, missed that story."

My wife says that mistresses (also known as whores) are like cockroaches - for every one you see, there are dozens of others that you can't.

[Secret Agent Man]

A tiger woods’ “cheetah” jacket and divorce papers?

[varina davis]

Helen Thomas dropped her make-up kit?

[RightFighter]

Package for Kidman. Nicole Kidman!

[CholeraJoe]

That's an older photo of Nicole. She's had her lips plumped,

and her boobs pumped.

[HiramQuick]

Come now .. no reaon to be disgustingly obscene here.

[Buckeye McFrog]

What the....how did it get there?

I thought since the Anthrax episode all Congressional snail mail went to a super-secure bunker in the Virginia suburbs where it sat for 6-9 months before being tested?

[freekitty]

Great posts, guys.

[RightFighter]

Actually, the photo I posted is from last night - from the red carpet outside the premiere of her new film, “Nine”. There’s a thread here on FR about the powdery substance on her nose.

[chris_bdba]

The left was calling for his head last week....!

[Lmo56]

A copy of the US Constitution???!!!

Obama's original long form birth certificate ???

[CholeraJoe]

Hmm. I see the boobage, but the collagen in the lip must have shrunk. She MUST have eaten a powdered doughnut right before the red carpet. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

[Mobties]

‘rat poison?

[ExTexasRedhead]

It could be a thank you letter from George Soros or a note from Queen Pelosi with orders.

[rdl6989]

The left was calling for his head last week....!

Ah, that explains everything.

[freekitty]

So true

[ApplegateRanch]

Viagra & condoms?

[pointsal]

Must be the Tiger Woods syndrome...

[OldPossum]

“Given Baucus’s behavior the last several months - mistresses and all - there’s a decent chance that it’s just his crabs medication.’

To quote Larry the Cable Guy, I don’t care who you are, now that’s funny!

[OldPossum]

Hey, OldDeckHand, how do you know what crab medication looks like?

[NightOfTheLivingDems]

It was Gold Bond Powder with past due notices beginning 1908.

[hal ogen]

I think someone sent him powered calcium with the hope he’d take the supplement and grow a spine.