Posted on 11/07/2009 4:44:55 AM PST by darrellmaurina
I know youre not going to believe this, but remember that recently released partial list of White House visitors? SEIUs Andy Stern at 22 visits must have moved into the Lincoln Bedroom. Movie stars George Clooney and Brad Pitt (if this were still the Clinton White House, it would have been Jennifer Anniston and Angie Jolie); Oprah; GE and NBCs Jeff Imelt; phony anti-capitalist capitalist, Michael Moore; patriot short-seller and Israel-hater and what many think is to Obama what Cheney was to Bush, George Soros. My phone rang at 3 a.m. Wednesday. Groggily answering, I heard Hillarys scratchy voice. She said they were sending Air Force One to pick me up at a local airport to take me back to D.C. for an urgent visit with President Obama. Once I was on the plane he said to me, The public doesnt like me anymore. Every time I talk about health care, more people hate it. My approval ratings are down to 46 percent. My negatives are 13 percent over my positives ... I dont know what to do I dont know what to do.
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ROTFLMAO!
Good read!
Now that was funny! can’t wait till next weeks installment.
I loved that. I just sent it to my “favorite” liberal brother-in-law.
By the way, does everyone have a liberal brother-in-law to make holidays more exciting?
I have a liberal sister-in-law, we call her “Bleeding Heart.” She’s from Massachusetts.
I have a liberal BIL and a liberal brother and sister.
At the moment the sister is not speaking to me, life is nice.
The BIL is an alcoholic ahole from way back and I haven’t talked to him past beyond hello and goodbye for over 30 years and has never done anything that impressed me in all that time.
My brother is an arguer but he’s learned not to argue with me because I don’t take prisoners.
Funny. Is it too much to hope that the plane is ‘accidentally’ diverted to somewhere like, I don’t know, France? Sarkozy will know what to do. Maybe Germany, I think I trust Merkel more.
Horsey pajamas . . . ahh lol . . .
Liberal Mother-in-Law
“Accept the invitation and prepare by eating about 13 cloves of garlic followed by half a dozen boiled eggs, several pounds of baked beans and a few lobsters, wait for a few hours, and then go.”
Don’t forget the brussels sprouts, that makes them heavy and lasting lol
Always trying to impress with what she has "learned", I challenge her almost daily with plain facts and common sense.
it's very rare to come out of 13 years of daily indoctrination unscathed... lots of conservative parents think their kids are immune only to learn that the government school poison did seep in... i've heard this same story many, many times...
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