Posted on 11/06/2009 3:12:24 PM PST by Chet 99
SALEM, Ore. - Oregon police have charged a man with drunken driving after he called 911 to report his marijuana as stolen but the dispatcher couldn't understand him because he was vomiting while on the road.
Marion County sheriff's deputies say 21-year-old of Salem, told dispatchers early Tuesday that someone had broken into his truck and stolen cash, a jacket and a small amount of marijuana while he was at a tavern in Salem.
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Future Darwin Award trainee!
Just when I start believe that 420 should be legalized, I get into a conversation w/ a user. Or, I see a story like this one.
(shaking head)
At the very least, I remain convinced that I shouldn’t use the stuff when it becomes legal.
Don’t know about DUI but he should undergo a psychiatric exam.
Good thing they didn’t steal his McNuggets. Then we would have had a crime on our hands.

"What ??? You want someone should bogart my stash ???"
This is TOO much !!!!
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find only things evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelogus
No, don’t worry about it. This guy is just an idiot, that’s all.
Wait until you work with a bunch of stoners.
Years ago before I got smart, I was in construction and drugs run rampant there.
You really didn’t know who or what would show up for work the next day.
This is what happens when cousins marry.
Now that is a great lead sentence.
Does smoking pot make you dumb, or do you have to be dumb to smoke pot?
Goatees have completely jumped the shark. Just grow the whole beard.
yeah, but nothing advertises "dumb ass" or "homo" better than a goatee.
Business on the sides, party on the chin.
I love the fact the guy was drunk doing this and all the idiots here are saying it’s the pot that’s making him stupid.
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