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Sung to the tune of “Footloose”
I’ve been having my fun
It’s fifteen past one
Ate dinner before
Now, I’m hungry for more
I’ve got this craving
Can’t fight the urge inside me
I’m going raiding or else
I’ll eat the TV
And I’m gonna get loops
Froot Loops, gives me a sugar boost
Please, Wheaties, give me some energy
Ap-, -Ple Jacks, perfect as night time snacks
Troops, it’s food, everybody get Froot Loops
There’s plenty of those, who’d opt for Oreos
But they stain all my teeth
I’d eat up Venus and the Sun
But rockets are something that I just do not possess
So I cannot get to
Places that high up so I guess
It appears that I’m gonna
Eat loops, Froot Loops, gives me a sugar boost
Crispix, and Kix, Rabbit, I’ll grab your Trix
In our, strong arms, boxes of Lucky Charms
Troops, It’s food, everybody get froot loops
Now I am thoroughly stuffed, I had much more than enough
Stomach is a huge round ball
From too much loops,
Froot Loops, had too much of it, oops
Jeez, Wheaties, late snack of the obese
Ap-, -Ple Jacks, no more please put them back
Nix on Trix, everybody I feel sick
