Posted on 11/03/2009 8:10:35 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
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Election Day Pings....
Keeping fingers crossed for NJ . . .
Yhello! Yhello! Yhello!
Lurkin’
“Lurkin”
NJ Loikin
Hi everyone. Sitting here in my office listening to Mark Davis. Good Gravy, he is making me sick. He does not get it. and to boot I heard he was filling in for Rush tomorrow, is this true????
My flag is flying! Let’s go Rush!
Oh, I hope not. Please, Rush, NO MARK BUT STEYN!!!
Hope the conservatives do well today in the elections accross the country PING!!
I is Here !
GO RUSH !!
They have Damage Control SRM on Full Intensity !!
“Send that weird man back to Indonesia”
Sanity Please!!! Lets Roll
Today is take back the Country that Newt EPIC FAILED at!
This is going to be a good day.
Hi, y’all.
Go to this link and find Glenn Beck at a station playing Beck from 12 Eastern to 3 Eastern (in a central or western time zone) and listen to Glenn. Or listen to the G man during that three hour slot, he's listed at a few stations during the 12 to 3 slot. [ the link address: http://streamingradioguide.com/streaming-radio.php?format=1&radio-format=News/Talk&includeAM=on&includeFM=on&includeHD=&includeLPFM= ]
But will the Pubby elites comprehend the election of Hoffman, Cristie, and McDonnell as a repudiation of the old-boy Republican moderate pondscum which Newt represents?
>> Lets Roll <<
YES!
I think a statement will be driven home today !
“Send that NEWT,Gramesty,Huck,Mclame,Rommmeie, RINOS Back to Indonesia”
There,,.. Fixed it..
Quick answer.... NO
Give me a break! Hoffman defended Scuzzface against Rush. Can’t we get a conservative with b*lls.
no, I think Owens came out. Rush misspoke.
Hissy Matthews got upset about that but throws out the âteabaggerâ moniker all the time. Grow up jacka$$.
I thought Rush said Hoffman defended her?
I would be surprised if Rush would take the day after the election off. But maybe he decided to and have Mark fill in to punish him for his support of Scozz and thus have to face the callers.
funny, maybe?
RAT bloodbath coming today. The blame for it belongs at the feet of B.O. - the front man for the Mob machine from the Southside of Chicago.
NJ bttt
NY bttt
VA bttt
CA bttt
I love when Rush predicts media talking points. He’s always so spot on.
Arg!
Damm electricty out. iFReeping now. Did anyone blow up DC?
How does continuing the movement for “change” involve re-electing a corrupt Governor from the corrupt party that’s dominated a state for decades?
As a born and raised Fun City resident, I understand that.
LOL, i was just getting ready to type that!
“I would be surprised if Rush would take the day after the election off.”
Maybe he’s heading up for the rally in DC. Would be great, though I doubt Rush would put himself out there like that - it’s a risky, a giant crowd is not a sure thing.
hope so...the country is on the verge of complete meltdown being pushed by America-hating fascists / socialists in both elected and non-elected goobermint positions of power.
I’m here listening, in between naps.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Did you have a storm in Merry-land?
Who is “Loikin”?
Will someone fill me in on this beasitialty charge? Why would Rush say this?
No storm. Can’t get in touch with Mes S either. I guess if something bad happed Rush or WMAL would report it.
It was a Play on words.....She “Screwed the RINO’s” Nothing more, nothing less
No offense to you, I am speaking to the public at large, but I swear some people can suck the life out of a joke)
and also Nancy Pelosi is screwing the Blue Dogs. Blue Dogs and RINOS!!!
But why is she screwing the RINOS. I understand the sarcasm and play on words....but what has she done exactly? And why would he care about dissing a RINO?
Not only that ... Apparently, Corzine filed suit in Fed Court in Philly to keep Fox News from conducting exit polls in NJ.
She’s “screwing” them because by turning on the REpub party and endorsing the Dem, she has shown RINOS for what they truly are. She has proven that conservatives were right about her — and other RINOS by extenstion — all along. Rush is saying that she has screwed other RINOs chances of continuing the game.
Arrg, I just lost my web connection during Rush discussing libs fearing Sarah Palin. What is/did he say?
AH...ok..I C ...thank you!......
There is a really vulgar graphic out there involving a real rino and and elephant out in the wild, but I’ll refrain from posting it.
That makes no sense.
How can he do that to FOX and not apply to other networks?
that libs feign concern that Palin and Conservatives are driving moderates out of the Republican party, Libs dont want us around at all, so if the driving out was really happening they would be happy about it. something like that:)
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