Posted on 11/03/2009 2:29:47 AM PST by The Magical Mischief Tour
United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
This is too funny. But I kinda wish it was true.
By the way, if you have a set of salad bowls and they all say “Cool Whip” on the sides, you might be a redneck.
Great humor for this Tuesday morning. Thanks :O)
Exactly. The problem is not too few troops. It is too little violence. There are more than enough troops there already to put the fear of God into them all.
I will bet that “Bubba” toting the 50BMG can shoot.
(they got snow in Afghanistan)
If the ornament hanging from your rear view mirror is a sharp chain saw chain ... you might be a redneck.
“I will bet that “Bubba” toting the 50BMG can shoot.”
I’m thinking that may be a 20MM anti-tank rifle. Either a Lahti or a Solothurn.
Put me in charge of Afcrapistan. it would be over in 90 days. Roman rules and the full might of the US air forces.
If you mow the front yard and find a Chevy, you might be a redneck.
We do like our toys down here.
OK, thanks for better description.
I would hate to pack it.
...and that is the SMALL one!
Victory through superior firepower!
As you said, It appears to be a Lahti
And I learned a new term “Destructive Devices”:
Lahti L-39 “elephant gun” > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lahti_L-39
Solothurn S18-1000 or S18-1100 > http://www.amsd.ch/s18/S18-WEB.gif
If you stare for hours at a can of frozen orange juice because the label says, “Concentrate,” you might be a redneck.
I think I know that guy....
Because I don't have one, that's why.
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