The President buys a Vowel.......

[grandeez]

(now back from a Commercial break)

Host: "Live! From the 'CELEBRITY SPOTLIGHT SHOW".

"Where Celebrity guests try to solve puzzles by buying

Vowels to fill in the 'blanks' in the

'Puzzle Phrase of the Day'.

Host: "This weeks' very special guest, The President!"

(applause)

Todays' Puzzle Phrase:

Constit_tion Of Th_ _nit_d St_t_ _s Of _m_ric_

Vowels: A E I O U

"Once again Mr. President, your 'Hints of the Day' are:

1) Historical Document of the United States of America.

2) Presidents take an Oath of Office to "...faithfully

execute the Office of the President of the United States

and will to the best of my ability preserve, protect

and defend the......."

Host: Mr. President, what is it that you will do your

best to preserve, protect and defend?"

President: "I mmm mm mmm, hmm, I hmm, mmm."

Host: "Mr. President we gave you an 'O' for a head

start and you have tried to buy an 'I' 14 times.

You must choose from one of the remaining 3 Vowels."

President: "Oh?"

Host: "Good try Mr. President, but that is a word,

not a vowel. One more try please, since that is all

we have time for."

President: "Mmm, mm mm, I mm hmm, I hmm mmm mm."

Host: "Well, time is up for todays show folks. How

about a big round of applause for the President for

playing today". (applause)

Host: "We will see you all tomorrow, when the Presidents'

Puzzle Phrase will be : _ C _ R N

Hints for tomorrow:

1) A corrupt, racist, community organization guilty of

voter registration fraud, embezzlement, tax evasion:

federally and privately funded mainly to get votes for

the Democratic Party, to which you and your Advisors

have close ties going back many years: and, actively

encourages tax fraud and promotes slave labor by

underage illegal girls smuggled in from another

Country , and, is likely just waiting until November

when they get their Federal funding back so they can

concentrate on rigging more Elections by getting

voters like Daffy Duck, Jack and the Giant from the

Beanstalk, and many more thousands of honest American

dead people across the Country signed up as voters for

the Democratic Party.

2) That's just nuts!

Host: "See you all again tomorrow". (waves)

("Kill the lights. That's a wrap peeps, mmm mmm mmm".)

[bigbob]

Uh, I’d like to buy an “uh” please, Pat...