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Bush jokes about new life (India visit)
The Straits Times ^

Posted on 10/31/2009 8:53:26 PM PDT by cold start

Bush jokes about new life

'I have a different life now,' Mr Bush (left), 63, said wryly. 'I am an old, retired guy.' --PHOTO: AFP

NEW DELHI - FORMER US president George W. Bush stepped briefly back into the limelight on Saturday, using a conference speech in New Delhi to defend his record and to crack jokes about his retirement.

Bush chose an annual gathering of business leaders in India, a country where his reputation rode high throughout his time in power, to make a rare public appearance nine months after leaving office.

'I have a different life now,' Mr Bush, 63, said wryly. 'I am an old, retired guy.' Reflecting on how his status had changed, he said he recently visited a hardware store in Texas that had offered him a job as a 'greeter' who stands outside to welcome customers.

He said that inside the store a man came up to him and asked if anyone had ever told him that he looked just like George W. Bush. Mr Bush said he replied that it happened a lot, and the man said: 'Gosh, that must make you mad.'

The former president said he had suggested to his wife Laura that it was time she took up cooking, and she had suggested that he might take up washing dishes. 'Nothing's happened,' he told the amused audience.

He added that he was using his free time to write, and joked that 'people said I couldn't even read a book, much less write one.' And he said he was delighted to discover that now he got paid to give speeches, though 'thankfully for you, I don't get paid by the word.' -- AFP


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: bush; india
This guy doesn't need a teleprompter to tell his jokes.
1 posted on 10/31/2009 8:53:26 PM PDT by cold start
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To: cold start
I miss him!
2 posted on 10/31/2009 9:00:29 PM PDT by mckenzie7 (I am a European American! Silly me. I never realized that before! Thanks, oh great unifier!)
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To: cold start

We miss you so much W.


3 posted on 10/31/2009 9:03:36 PM PDT by Shadowstrike (Be polite, Be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
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To: cold start

I miss you greatly, President Bush. The country does too, even though some people may not realize it yet.


4 posted on 10/31/2009 9:07:22 PM PDT by KJC1 (~*~*~Happy Halloween!~*~*~)
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To: cold start

Awwwww,I just love him.


5 posted on 10/31/2009 9:09:27 PM PDT by Ballygrl
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To: Shadowstrike

Yes, we miss him! The whole world misses him (even the Euroweenies). The whole world sees this chlidish narcissist as the “leader of the free world” and either laughs (Islamoterrorists and fellow commies) or cries (Poland, Czech Republic, Israel, and all the freedom loving people of the world).

(Have told MANY libbers that I know that even they will say they miss W one day)....


6 posted on 10/31/2009 9:09:58 PM PDT by Freedom'sWorthIt (Obama's Deathcare ---- many will suffer and/or die unnecessarily.)
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To: cold start

GOD BLESS you Mr. President!


7 posted on 10/31/2009 9:20:49 PM PDT by quesera (We are so screwed!!)
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To: mckenzie7

Well, for $19, you and your entire office can see him give a speech! He’ll be appearing in San Antonio, Tx,on Dec 2. http://www.getmotivated.com/city.aspx?a=5125


8 posted on 10/31/2009 9:23:02 PM PDT by worst-case scenario (Striving to reach the light)
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To: cold start

Days before his term ended...

Bush wants OK to spend $700B

Bailout proposal sent to Congress seeks authorization to spend as much as $700 billion to buy troubled mortgage-related assets.

NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) — President Bush asked Congress on Saturday for the authority to spend as much as $700 billion to purchase troubled mortgage assets and contain the financial crisis.

The legislative proposal - the centerpiece of what would be the most sweeping economic intervention by the government since the Great Depression - was sent by the White House overnight to lawmakers.

The plan matches the scope of the problem, Bush said.

“It is a big package because it’s a big problem,” Bush told reporters at a news conference. “The risk of doing nothing far outweighs the risk of the package.”

Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson, lawmakers and their aides are expected to work through the weekend in an effort to craft a bill swiftly. Democratic leaders on Capitol Hill said they expect the bill to go before a vote within days.

http://money.cnn.com/2008/09/20/news/economy/bailout_proposal/?postversion=2008092012


9 posted on 10/31/2009 9:37:53 PM PDT by Moe Tzadik
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To: quesera

I had my best years with Bush for president. He looks better every day. We have many more problems now than we had when Bush was president.


10 posted on 10/31/2009 9:42:10 PM PDT by Big Horn (Rebuild the GOP to a conservative party)
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To: quesera

I had my best years with Bush for president. He looks better every day. We have many more problems now than we had when Bush was president.


11 posted on 10/31/2009 9:42:22 PM PDT by Big Horn (Rebuild the GOP to a conservative party)
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To: cold start

I can’t stand our current president, and I don’t miss our former president one bit, or the two before him.


12 posted on 10/31/2009 10:02:39 PM PDT by teg_76
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To: cold start

Yeah, we miss ya!

13 posted on 10/31/2009 10:04:34 PM PDT by maine-iac7 ("He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help" LINCOLN)
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To: cold start
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YOU BETCHA!

14 posted on 10/31/2009 11:39:00 PM PDT by Just A Nobody ( (Better Dead than RED! NEVER AGAIN...Support our Troops! Beware the ENEMEDIA))
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To: Just A Nobody

Sigh... everyday I miss him as I read/watch/listen to the news from Washington D.C. Also, I have recently wished that Dick Cheney become an employee of Blackwater and help take care of business. A girl can dream :)


15 posted on 11/01/2009 12:22:33 AM PDT by Cate (Thank God for the USA and our troops! I miss President Bush..)
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To: cold start

I believe history will be kind to President Bush!


16 posted on 11/01/2009 1:07:57 AM PST by timetostand (Defund the left!! Defund the Federal Beast!)
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To: timetostand; ontap; Allegra; big'ol_freeper; Lil'freeper; TrueKnightGalahad; blackie; ...
Re: I believe history will be kind to President Bush!

Well, that depends on who writes the history... the "most powerful writer since Julius Caesar" or a sane person.


17 posted on 11/01/2009 3:42:48 AM PST by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: cold start

Yeah, I miss they way he cleaned out the Treasury. What a class act.! He rebuilt Iran and not once did he ever expect anything in return. A class act I I tell ya’! Like the way he supported Arlen Specter. And that monument across our southern border, beautiful, si? Let’s elect another Bush or two.


18 posted on 11/01/2009 3:57:53 AM PST by hwy55
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To: mckenzie7

me too! Bigtime


19 posted on 11/01/2009 4:36:46 AM PST by ronniesgal (Obama just gets worse every day)
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To: Bender2

Right-on!!


20 posted on 11/01/2009 8:59:05 AM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: hwy55
He rebuilt Iran

I must've missed that part.

21 posted on 11/01/2009 9:41:41 AM PST by BfloGuy (It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we can expect . . .)
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To: cold start

This one ex president very confortable in his OWN SKIN


22 posted on 11/01/2009 11:46:05 AM PST by SevenofNine ("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
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