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Wal-Mart starts selling caskets, urns online
AP ^ | 10/28/09 | EMILY FREDRIX

Posted on 10/29/2009 4:57:05 AM PDT by TigerLikesRooster

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To: Sacajaweau
There are a lot of Metal decorative tins with lids for 50 cents.

Reminds me of the old Night Court episode and "Herb Tea."

61 posted on 10/29/2009 6:36:34 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (The townhalls were going great until the oPods showed up.)
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To: TigerLikesRooster
If you buy a casket in advance, where do you store it? Decorators nightmare.
62 posted on 10/29/2009 6:39:49 AM PDT by Earthdweller (Harvard won the election again...so what's the problem.......?)
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To: Earthdweller

True, but you have a great Halloween decoration on hand.


63 posted on 10/29/2009 7:04:16 AM PDT by greatplains
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To: chainsaw
I wonder how much Norm would charge for plans and a list of materials.

Guess it depends on how many episodes it will take. The urn should be knocked out in one episode with the lathe he has.

64 posted on 10/29/2009 7:05:35 AM PDT by Wilum (Never loaded a nuke I didn't like)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

I have grave concerns about this idea.


65 posted on 10/29/2009 7:13:55 AM PDT by Overtaxed Patriot (Lock and load)
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To: pointsal

So you can be an armed zombie?


66 posted on 10/29/2009 8:00:37 AM PDT by Skenderbej
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To: Seruzawa

Death certificates ...issued only by undertakers!!!?

That’s a medical document, signed by the attending physician, certifying the proximate cause of death, with legal consequences depending upon the cause of death!

The undertakers only process dead human remains for burial. By what means do they determine how somebody died?


67 posted on 10/29/2009 9:41:25 AM PDT by elcid1970 ("O Muslim! My bullets are dipped in pig grease!")
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To: Earthdweller

Coffee table or ottoman including storage.


68 posted on 10/29/2009 9:58:37 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: TigerLikesRooster

Take an additional 15% off all Halloween items that you can stuff into a casket!


69 posted on 10/29/2009 11:24:01 AM PDT by ExiledChicagoan (I see a red door and I want it painted black. But that's just me.)
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To: Sacajaweau
"Coffee table or ottoman including storage."

Psychological bummerware. Kids can pretend to be dead in it for years. The Adam's family would pay top dollar for it.

70 posted on 10/29/2009 3:15:29 PM PDT by Earthdweller (Harvard won the election again...so what's the problem.......?)
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To: Willie Green
I’d rather be buried in a cardboard box in my backyard next to my cat...

May your wish be granted!

:-)

71 posted on 10/29/2009 4:39:08 PM PDT by Mind-numbed Robot (Not all that needs to be done needs to be done by the government)
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