Michelle Obama shares dating secrets: 'Cute only lasts for so long'

New York Daily News ^ | October 28, 2009 | Amy Eisnger

[Zakeet]

Michelle Obama is sharing her rules for finding Mr. Right.

For starters: Looks aren't everything.

"Cute's good," the First Lady tells the new issue Glamour magazine, out November 10. "But cute only lasts for so long, and then it's, 'Who are you as a person?'"

According to Mrs. O, women shouldn't be concerned with the "bankbook" or "the title," but instead focus on the heart and soul of the person they're interested in.

"You should always feel good," Obama says.

Obama, who is the covergirl of Glamour's December issue, donned a stunning bright red dress for shoot and is shown with her hair pulled back in a sleek look.

[Zakeet]

Cute's good ... but looks aren't everything.

[Da Coyote]

“...while narcissism lasts forever....”

[reagan_fanatic]

No kidding.

[kingattax]

sometimes there just aren’t any words.

[BookmanTheJanitor]

'Cute only lasts for so long'

...but ugly lasts a lifetime.

[Impy]

“But cute only lasts for so long”

Or is never present at all.

[purpleporter]

“Cute’s good, the First Lady tells the new issue Glamour magazine, out November 10. “But cute only lasts for so long”

Is she talking about her or Barry? If her, when has she EVER been cute?

[ConservativeMind]

Lady, if you ever looked “cute,” I’d be suprised.

[ConservativeMind]

Lady, if you ever looked “cute,” I’d be surprised.

[Vaquero]

from Aliens....."...Look into my eye..."

[uncitizen]

The way Michelle talks about her husband it seems like there’s trouble in paradise.

[uncitizen]

The way Michelle talks about her husband it seems like there’s trouble in paradise.

[BARLF]

[Frenchtown Dan]

So, Bitchelle, how long were you cute for, I mean in zerobamrhoid time.

[fso301]

That antebellum hoop skirt seems to do a good job of disguising her caboose.

[Vaquero]

Marry a gay man...he will make breakfast for you....go shopping with you...and cry with you.....

[cabojoe]

lol

[Frenchtown Dan]

LMAO !!

I’m gettin’ all wee-weeed up !!

[cabojoe]

[Carley]

Reminds me of bubba telling his mom he was tired of beauty queens and wanted someone smart.

Omarosa doesn’t have beauty or brains and certainly her husband is devoid of any redeeming quality.

[NativeNewYorker]

'Cute only lasts for so long'

How would she know?

[3catsanadog]

Egads - reading her “advice” she sounds like some high schooler. “Like, he should always respect you, even when you like get drunk at a party and hook up with like 3 other guys.”

[ozarkgirl]

Oh come on folks. At least she looks good this time and she’s encouraging young people to make lasting relationships.

I’ve found plenty of fault in her but...maybe she’s coming ‘round.

[TheThirdRuffian]

“’Cute only lasts for so long’ How would she know?”

She’s bagged cute ones before and kept them in her basement. Only a week before they start to smell.

[nascarnation]

I’ll give that magazine photog credit.
That’s the best I’ve seem Mamma Michelle look.

[petitfour]

IT’S A WIG. That’s not her hair pulled back. Sheesh.

[Col Frank Slade]

The exact same could be said for “hope and change”.

[Califreak]

Obviously she speaks as an observer of some sort and not from personal experience.

[ozarkgirl]

How much you wanna bet she had a boob belt on until Glamour encouraged her to take it off.

She does look good on their cover.

[TheThirdRuffian]

I'm serious. Goonie-goo-goo there has six toes on one foot.

COUNT 'EM:



She's a fricken mutant.

[Dallas59]

6 toes.....Perfect for the White House Circus.

[Frenchtown Dan]

Yeah, and looking at the Glamour magazine picture she’s standing up and her knuckles are about where a normal person’s knees would be.

I think that qualifies her as a six toed knuckle dragger.
They are related to sloths bent on buying $500 sneakers to hide their 6 toes.

[pbmaltzman]

Whoever did her up for the cover of Glamour should advise her on what to wear all the rest of the time too. That’s definitely the best outfit I’ve seen on her in pictures.

[mckenzie7]

I do like her new hairdo and she does look a lot better when she is smiling. On her appearance, I would only fault her on her poor posture.

Don't slouch. Tall is beautiful!

[TheThirdRuffian]

Dang, if she doesn't. We're not the first to notice; apparently Goonie-Goo-Goo's mutant feet have been a subject of close-up investigation:



It's unneerving.

[Shyla]

That is not a new hairdo...it is a wig.

[The Comedian]

Three words: Goonie Goo Goo.

[TheThirdRuffian]

Unfortunately, a team of airbrushers are not available for real life.

She’s also slamming her arms into her side and pulling them back to look thinner.

[tobyhill]

This is getting really pathetic. She has an extremely wide load and the way she does her mouth makes her look like she’s pouting all the time. The stuff from Goodwill looks better than what she wears.
She’s not good looking and a long ways from “cute”.

[Uncle Miltie]

An’ we don’t care how much money you make,
Or what you drive or what you weigh:
Size don’t matter anyway.

[Frenchtown Dan]

AGGGHHHHH!!!!

I just wee-weeed all over the place !!

[Chode]

[varina davis]

Bet it’s a high-priced wig and really good air-brushing on the rest.

[freekitty]

LOL

[ladyjane]

She has such long arms. They’re longer than her husband’s.

[Iron Munro]

(borrowed from an unknown Freeper)
.

[Frenchtown Dan]

Long arms, long legs, big teeth, big ass, tiny brain.

Oh well, can’t have everything!!!

[cameraeye]

Photoshop CS4 can and does make miracles!