Posted on 10/24/2009 8:21:06 PM PDT by smoothsailing

Breaking News: Sarah Palin Supports ACORN Refunding
Doug Giles
Saturday, October 24, 2009
The only way the fringe news outlets would ever report on ACORN in an antagonistic manner would be if Sarah Palin somehow supported this creepy cabal.
Sarah, if youre reading this column, maybe you should throw your name behind ACORN for a month or two just to get the White House/ACORNs lap dogs to finally join with FOX and bark down the despicable ACORN clowns until theyre properly vilified, permanently defunded, and eternally ensconced in American history as nothing more than a bad, bad memorya veritable proverb for corruption.
After lending your name, Mrs. Palin, to ACORN for say, uh, 60 days or so, you could then say you were just BSing everyone to get the tools on the left to finally do the job these limp noodles are supposed to be doing: namely getting to the bottom of ACORNs odious, braying deception.
This past Wednesday at the National Press Club, Andrew Breitbart, Hannah Giles and James OKeefe once again released more ACORN footage that showed Bertha and her buddies to be lying through their taxpayer-funded, coffee-stained teeth. They shot holes in Berths bunkum. Im talking .50 cal BMG holes.
Did you see it on TV, people? Short answer: no. Are you surprised? That would be h to the no.
If you did read about it via los loco lefty blogs, I gar-ron-tee they uniformly responded with the predictable kill the messenger schlock instead of their reporters saying, Holy crap! ACORN looks like they lied their butts off to us once again. Maybe theres somethin to these videos after all. Garsh.
Hey, media wizards, if you really give a flibbertigibbet about the facts of the ACORN controversy, howzabout demanding ACORN cease and desist the specious fear tactic lawsuit slop and just roll the tapes, huh? Lets hear the audio, numb nuts. What are you afraid of?
If ACORN is the lily white virgin daiquiris of innocence and virtue they purport to be then they should be all giddy about green-lighting Breitbart to push the Philly play button in order to show the world what their dudes truly counseled in the city of brotherly love.
I mean . . . why not? If you guys are above suspicion and the full Philadelphia audio illuminates that fact, then Giles, OKeefe and Breitbart will be shown as the assassins you declare them to be, right? Until that day when you come clean you guys look really frickin guilty to those of us who still have a lick of common sense and decency.
Yep, until the media demands that ACORN play the Philly tapes and ACORN capitulates, we will never hear a discouraging word from these former news agencies. As stated, the only, only way were going to hear about ACORN sucking like we all know they do is if Palin supports them, Wade Rathke shoots a polar bear, or Bertha Lewis runs over a manatee while partying on her beer barge down at Key Biscayne.
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I hate stupid titles like this - you know some idiot won’t read this and start badmouthing her
I agree, but it sure does get your attention!!
Palin on Oprah, this should be good.
November 20th.
Does Oprah still support Buckwheat? Will Palin play nice?
Stay tuned.
Please stop by the FReepathon thread and give it a bump. If you haven’t donated yet, please give it some thought.
Thank you!
Sure gave me a WTF moment.....
I do too, but the author is Hannah Gile’s father and I figured he deserved a little slack.
Yeah, but we all read the article.... how many won’t?
Are you trying to give us a heart attack?
Doug Giles. Ya gotta love the guy. He says it like it is.
I should start a Doug Giles ping list, but I don’t have the time to mess with it.
If somebody else does it, please add me to the list.
This is trash. If it’s supposed to be humor, I fail to see it.
You need to put a /s after your title because
a large per cent on FR just read titles and think that is
the fact or is that where you are headed.
Very annoyed right now.. If I had a bucket of ice water I would throw it on you. ;-)
Dumb title.
Note to Mr.Giles...
When folks start reading an article expecting to find what the title suggests, and don’t find it, they become annoyed. They may (I did) keep reading, but are more skeptical of what you write.
If you want what you write to be taken seriously, then don’t attempt to draw people in with a bullshiite title.
Oh, and, look at the comments. The title distracts from the content, and it shows in the comments.
LOL! No! But I am honor bound to follow posting guidelines and the title is the title! :o)
That is one stupid, misleading title.
How about this one: “Doug Giles has sex with animals”
It surely gets some sort of point across, as does his title, right?
Hey, folks....The TITLE is calling out the state run media!!! PLUS, if some idiot reads just the title and not the article....and spouts the lie....so what....idiots surround us...and this is a really good way to OUT more of them!
I was hyperventilating till I started reading! LOL!
Your title works for me!
I’m *very* pissed.
YIKES! ;o)
No, it’s not humor. The article is sarcastically advocating getting the media to attack ACORN, rather than defend it, by creating the idea that Sarah Palin is for their inevitable refunding.
It’s reverse psychology, albeit a bad attempt at it.
Something about "HA HA made you look!" headlines bother me.
I didn’t read it. I didn’t believe the title and didn’t go to the article.

Too many idiots have surrounded Sarah Palin, and this Giles wants to call out more? What an irresponsible jerk this Giles is!
The title is the title. The author is Hannah Gile’s dad.
You must be blessed with an above average intelligence
Thanks for adding the “satire” info....
You need to listen to Rush’s observation on getting the State Run Media to report on ‘our’ stories.
It would save you some heartburn, keep you from wasting time and energy, as you have set out on a fools errand.
I agree with you that the use of this title was a bad example of reverse psychology.
I’m really holding back. The things I’d say if this wasn’t a family show!
I've enjoyed all of his stuff for a while now.
Aw, it’s sat, the mod should have left the title alone.
Sorry, too late I see you simply posted someone elses words.
Doug Giles should know better. Truly out on a fools errand.
what happened to his other ear? did he lose it in a catfight, or was he attacked by a coyote?
Take your stupid jokes and shove them where the sun doesn’t shine!
Humor sucks!!!!
Have seen too may titles like this and idiots run with it.
Sarah is bashed enough without some fundy preacher playing cute
Good thing for the author’s daughter, or acorn wouldn’t have got squashed!!
Hannah bump!
You’re welcome, but I didn’t do it.
I guess someone asked the mods to change it.
“Satire” doesn’t describe the article itself, but guess it will keep peace in the FR family.
ACORN is a small fraction of what needs to be stopped.
All the people on FR who voted for Obama by default,
sitting home or voting third party helped bring on this
Marxist.
There are still idiots on FR who post they would rather have Obama a 2nd term than a RINO.
These are the people who want ACORN
Even as a fairly newbie I knew better than to take the headline at what it said. I am a little distressed than others were not. Should we not know both Palin and FReeRepublic better. Still it was fun to watch people hyperventilate.
It’s nice that his daughter almost single-handedly brought down ACORN and that he’d like to make sure the job gets finished, but it doesn’t excuse him from the terrible crime of expecting us to read beyond a headline. That is a bridge too far! /s
I have seen too may threads where FReepers believe a post and when explained to them otherwise they still keep it up.
Heh !
Sourpusses
Most FReepers won’t even open the thead, just believe what the title states.
LoL keepin on engaging !!
I feel that Giles *used* Sarah, especially considering that she has had so much trouble from the msm, pundits, RINOs, some on the McCain campaign, and those Alaskans who filed all those ethics complaints, etc.
Giles did her wrong.
I’ve done that before and it always ends up making me look like a fool.
“Hey, everybody! I just read on Free Republic that when the balloon came down, Obama was in it!”
“Really? I don’t see that anywhere else.”
“Let me go back and look. Oh, it was a joke headline!”
Fake example, but indicative.
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